Showing posts with label Chuck Norris. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chuck Norris. Show all posts

Friday, May 4, 2012

The Most Interesting Man in the World comes to ROLF!

In ROLF!: The Death of Adolf Hitler, the Most Interesting Man in the World meets up with Chuck Norris.

Here are his stats as they appear in that product, just in time for Drinko de Mayo!:

THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD (Male)
Brawn: 37; Body: 18; Brains: 8.
Traits: Nimble, Too Sexy for My Shirt
Combat Maneuvers: Basic Attack, Disarm, Disembowel, Dodge, Double Strike, Furious Fists, The Look, Seduce.
Important Stuff Worn/Wielded: Rapier (Medium Melee Weapon. Deals 2 points of damage.) Bottle of Dos Equis (Small Ranged Weapon, ignores Armor. One Shot. Deals 1 point of damage.)

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

ROLF!: Chuck Norris vs Abe Lincoln

We've never been ones to think that any joke is too old to not keep hammering, so we're including stats for Chuck Norris in "ROLF!: The Breast Hope for Peace." So, as a preview, here they are.

Chuck Norris (Male)
Brawn: 40; Body: 15; Brains: 8.
Traits: Coldhearted, Dour, Too Sexy for My Shirt
Combat Maneuvers: Basic Attack, Bitch Slap, Debate Philosophy, Disarm, Furious Fists, Signature Move, Strike Pose, The Look.
Important Stuff Worn/Wielded: He's Chuck f'n Norris... what could he possibly need?!

And here's ROLF! stats for Abe Lincoln, in case you want to bring Nice Peter's Epic Rap Battles of History: Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris to the gaming table!

Abe Lincoln (Male)
Brawn: 39; Body: 16 (+1 Hat bonus included); Brains: 8.
Traits: Nimble
Combat Maneuvers: Basic Attack, Debate Philosophy, Disarm, Disembowel, Do Lunch, Furious Fists, Signature Move, Strike Pose.
Important Stuff Worn/Wielded: Stove-pipe Top Hat (+1 Body ATT when worn). Axe Handle (Medium Melee Weapon. Deals 3 points of damage).

And please keep an eye out for "ROLF!: The Breast Hope for Peace," debuting Wednesday, October 19 in the NUELOW Games store at RPGNow! If you haven't checked out ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game for Big Dumb Fighters, the special Play a New Roleplaying Game discount package is still avaiable. Click here for more information!