The Most Interesting Man in the World comes to ROLF!

In ROLF!: The Death of Adolf Hitler, the Most Interesting Man in the World meets up with Chuck Norris.

Here are his stats as they appear in that product, just in time for Drinko de Mayo!:

THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD (Male)
Brawn: 37; Body: 18; Brains: 8.
Traits: Nimble, Too Sexy for My Shirt
Combat Maneuvers: Basic Attack, Disarm, Disembowel, Dodge, Double Strike, Furious Fists, The Look, Seduce.
Important Stuff Worn/Wielded: Rapier (Medium Melee Weapon. Deals 2 points of damage.) Bottle of Dos Equis (Small Ranged Weapon, ignores Armor. One Shot. Deals 1 point of damage.)

Latest in the Robert E. Howard Collection: 'Skull-Face'

NUELOW Games has added another under-appreciated work by the creator of Conan to our line-up of low-priced pdf-format e-books... "Skull-Face."

This action-packed classic adventure tale is not only Robert E. Howard's take on the "yellow peril" genre, but it is also contains a tie-in to H.P. Lovecraft's Chuthulu Mythos material, in the sense that the villain of "Skull-Face" is presented as being of the prime evil that gave rise to the legends.

"Skull-Face" was DriveThruFiction.com's Pick Of the Week for the week of May 3, and it can be yours for just $1.99. All those who purchase the "Skull-Face" novelette (and who accept emails from us via the OneBookshelf.com sites) will receive a discount offer for the RPG supplement "Daughter of Skull-Face" when it is released).

Click here to get your copy, or to read a sample of the book.

Cover illo for the latest ROLF! supplement

ROLF: The Death of Adolf Hitler will be available for purchase later today. Meanwhile, here's the cover illo for it. It's a composite of art from Darrel Miller and Karl M.

Impromptu May Day Sale! All titles are 25% off!

Like the good folks of the Occupy [Insert Random Location Here] Movement, we here at NUELOW Games are desperately trying to convince the world that we matter in the big picture, and that we're more than just obnoxious, badly socialized slackers crying out for attention. Like the good folks of the Occupy [Insert Random Location Here] Movement, we also do everything on the spur-of-the-moment, with no planning, forethought, or any sort of sense of practicality or reality.

And, inspired by our bretherns and sisterns of the Occupy [Insert Random Location Here] Movement, we are holding an Impromptu May Day Sale! All NUELOW Games titles will be 25% off through Midnight, Pacific Time.

We hope you'll take a look at our offerings. Further, some of today's proceeds will go to buy a goofy knitted cap for Steve Miller, so he can blend in next time Occupy Seattle organizes drum circles in Downtown.

Click here to check out the Imprompty May Day Sale at RPGNOW.com!

Karl M.'s cover art for ROLF!: The Pimp, The Protester, and the Po-Po

Viktor & Rolf... preferred fashion designers of NUELOW Games

It seems like any fashion design team with a guy named ROLF as a member wold be a shoe-in as the preferred source of over-priced clothes for employees of NUELOW Games. But it was the fashion masterpiece that is the Top Belt Jumpsuit that made us honor them with that highly sought-after endorsement.

I would make that outfit the required uniform for both men and women here at NUELOW HQ, but L.L. Hundal owns a gun, Karl M. regularly carries a knife, and my lawyer, David Cox of Pleasant, Vice & Cox, tells me I'd actually have to start paying them in more than no-brand corn chips and diet sodas if I'm going to ask them to wear $1,400 armpit pants suits.

But I may have to put my head together with L.L. Hundal and do a sequel to Supermodel Slapfest and feature Viktor & Rolf in ROLF!

You can see more of Viktor & Rolf's creations atAmazon.com and Shopbob.com.

But here are a few more samples for your to enjoy immediately.

Fashion Masters Viktor & Rolf!

And for even more Viktor & Rolf, click here to visit Violeta Purple.

The latest from NUELOW Games....

Conan O'Brien. Jennifer Aniston. The Leprechaun.

All together for the first time, in a battle to the death, in the latest supplement for ROLF!: The Rollplaying of Big Dumb Fighters!

Click here to visit RPGNow.com for more information, or to purchase a copy for just $0.50.

Another Pre-Generated Character

If there's a celebrity we here at NUELOW Games love more than Chuck Norris, it's Conan O'Brien. We love him so much that when Steve Miller pointed out to L.L. Hundal that the 20th anniversary of the premiere of "Leprechaun" with Jennifer Aniston is coming up soon, she devised a product that includes him as a pre-generated character. You can look for "Jennifer vs. The Leprechaun" later this week, but for now....

Read more here: http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2012/04/15/145271/taliban-lead-attacks-on-us-bases.html#storylink=cpyui 

Without further ado... it's Cooooonan O'Briiiiiieeeen!

CONAN O’BRIEN (Male)
Brawn: 14; Body: 13; Brains: 6.
Traits: Irrepresible Optimist
Combat Maneuvers: Basic Attack, Debate Philosophy, Disarm, Infectious Good Cheer, Murderous Mitts, Strike Pose.
Important Stuff Worn/Wielded: Expensive Suit (Clothes), Coffee Mug (Small Melee Weapon, 1 point of damage OR one-shot Small Ranged Weapon, 1 point).



Conan O'Brien