The Dragon and the Commanders-in-Chief

In 1772, an ancient red dragon who had taken a shine to humans and their civilizations moved her primary home to the British colony of Virgina on North America's eastern coast. She became fascinated with the amalgam of philosophies that were taking shape as the guiding principles of a different sort of human society. From July of 1776 onward, she has been making North America one of her main focuses of attention. Not since the Roman Republic had she enjoyed watching--and even taken part in--the evolution of a political governing system and the culture around it. 

 

The republic of the United States of America has so far lasted roughly half the amount of time as the Roman republic, and Brigid hopes to see it last at least as long as its antecedent. She really loves the structure of three equal branches of government that are always slightly at odds even as they must work together to benefit the people of the nation. 

Because she enjoys the U.S. and its people, she wants to see wants to see the nation be as successful as possible. Therefore, she has offered her assistance to almost every U.S, president from George Washington through Donald Trump. Generally speaking, she has lent her vast knowledge of history, of magic, and the various life forms that are native to Earth, as well as those that come and go via outer space or dimensional portals.

In observance of Presidents Day, here's a little bit on a couple U.S. presidents that Brigid has advised (or just hung out with), as well as a magical item that she made for them (either something unique, or the first example of an item she's made several of).

GEORGE WASHINGTON

George Washington was a key figure in guiding the British colonies in America down the path to independence, as well as the first president of the United States. Brigid loved discussing historical figures and military tactics with him.

Washington's Presidential Chair 

Originally made by Thomas Burling in 1790, this barrel-back upholstered armchair featured, at the time, a unique swivel mechanism that allows the circular seat to rotate on four bone rollers. It was made for use in George Washington's presidential office, and Brigid used magic to make the already comfortable chair even more so. Washington found the chair so comfortable that he brought it home with him when he left the presidency in 1797 and used it in his personal study for the rest of his life.

   Function: If Washington's Presidential Chair is examined with a detect magic spell, it is shown to radiate powerful Alteration and Healing magic. 

   While seated in the Chair, a character gains a +2 bonus to all Intelligence- and Wisdom-based skill checks. Additionally, for every consecutive two-hour period spent working while seated in the chair, the character gains 1 temporary bonus hit point, due to how comfortable the chair is, as well as a +1 temporary bonus to all Fortitude saves for every two hours. These bonuses last until the next sunset, or, in the case of the temporary hit points, until the character is injured.

ABRAHAM LINCOLN

Abraham Lincoln was president when the United States was at war with itself over, in Brigid's opinion, the dumbest and most self-destructive thing humans had ever come up with--the institution of slavery. She had known and liked him since he was a teenager and she was glad when one of her favorite humans had the drive and mental fortitude to achieve the greatness she knew he was capable of.

   Brigid made several items for Lincoln between the years of 1828 and 1864. The final item she made for her friend was the Top Hat of Escape which she hoped would save him from assassination attempts. All the magical items created for Lincoln radiate moderate Abjuration magic.

Pocket Watch of Timeliness

This ornate pocket watch--with a flip-cover that sports a highly stylized pentagram and a face featuring small roman numerals--is on a 10-inch gold chain that must be fastened to an item of the character's clothing. When the watch on the chain is spun rapidly in a clockwise direction for a round, it puts the wearer under the effects of a haste spell for six rounds. When spun rapidly in a counterclockwise direction, all other creatures within a 12-foot radius must roll Will saves of be subjected to the effects of a Slow spell for six rounds. The watch can only evoke a magical effect once every 12 hours, but it tells perfect time.


Bow Tie of Personality
This black bow tie provides the wearer with a +2 bonus to all Charisma-based skill checks when worn. 


Topcoat of Protection
This black overcoat grants the wearer a +1 bonus to Defense Rating, as well as a +2 bonus to all Fortitude saves made against damage from any elemental source (like the fireball or ice storm spells).

Opera Hat of Escape

This black, collapsable top hat provides the possessor with a +1 bonus to Dodge checks whether the hat is being worn of carried. If the hat is collapsed and then thrown to the ground or against a wall, it transforms into what appears to be a circular black hole some three feet in diameter. The effect lasts for 1d6+2 rounds, or until the owner of the hat, and up to three friendly/allied characters, enters the hole. It then closes. If the owner went through the hole, the hat appears where he or she is, but if the hole closes due to its duration running its course, the hat reappears, no longer flattened.

   If "black hole" is a portal that leads to one of Brigid's many homes scattered around the world--the one she is presently spending time in. 

    Roll on the table below. The locations listed are the homes Brigid had established and was still using prior to 1864. The hat is keyed to those, so if she is at another spot are those that she controlled prior to 1864, so if she is presently not in one of those, the hat's owner is transported to a random home.

Roll 1d12    Destination

1.                Morocco

2.                Egypt

3.                Turkey

4.                China

5.                Australia

6.               Wales

7.                Austria

8.                Virginia

9-12.            Roll again, ignoring results of 9-12. The character is transported 

                    to a home Brigid is not presently at.    

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More to come about the Dragon Who Loves Christmas (and humanity) soon. Meanwhile, if you want to read about the magical gift she gives ALL U.S. presidents, click here.

Brigid's Serving Tray of Deadly Delights

Over her long life, Brigid the Dragon has created many unique magic items that, to this day, she is the only one who knows the secrets to create them. One of these is the Serving Tray of Deadly Delights. 

   The Serving Tray of Deadly Delights appears to be an elegant golden tray of a kind that would be part of a very expensive set of formal tableware. If examined using detect magic, the Serving Tray is shown to radiate strong interlaced Conjuration and Divination magical energies, with a hint of Necromantic magic.

   Brigid created the first Serving Tray of Deadly Delights in 1104. It was her response to an elaborate scheme on the part of several noblemen, members of the clergy, and a dragon hunter to either kill or capture her and steal all her lands and treasures. Her would-be conquerors were planning on turning their might upon her during a feast Brigid was hosting in honor of a scholar visiting all the way from Hamburg. They thought she hadn't discovered they knew her secret, and she felt this was a perfect opportunity to find out who her true friends were... while dispatching some true enemies. And, of course, having some fun by trying out an idea for a magic item she'd been mulling over for about a century.

   By the time the day of the feast arrived, Brigid had created three Serving Trays of Deadly Delights... and they worked exactly as she had hoped! Her friends were revealed, her enemies were dispatched, and that who weren't terribly negative nor positive about her were left in blissful ignorance.

   Brigid rarely makes Serving Trays of Deadly Delights anymore. As human civilizations increasingly adapted more egalitarian forms of governments, and the rise of more efficient means of travel and the powers of both nobility and clergy waned, they seemed no longer fitting. Nonetheless, she made an additional 26 trays between the years of 1105 and 1819. As is her habit, she gave most of them to humans she liked and felt could benefit, but one is in the treasure hoard of the Dragon Conclave and the original three are in her own hoard.

THE SERVING TRAY OF DEADLY DELIGHTS

When these trays are presented to guests, either as containing reception treats, hors d'oeuvre, palate cleansers, or dessert cookies. They contain a mix of items, each type of which is a favorite of someone attending the gathering. These are all magically created, and they react to those who consume them based on the guest in question's true intentions and feelings toward the host.

   Functions: To prepare the trays, the host of the event must hold a guest list near each tray that will be used in the event and read the names of each person attending. Three pieces of the guest's favorite reception treats, or other small food items depending on the point of the dinner at which the serving trays are presented. Not only are the items the favorites of guests, they taste better than any other example had of this food.

   Upon taking the first bite, all guests must roll Will saving throws (DC22). If this saving throw fails, the guest feels compelled to eat all three pieces of food intended for him or her. If the first roll succeeds, the character must roll again if he or she eats another item from the tray.

   For each food item consumed from the trays, the guest must roll a Fortitude saving throw (DC24). If the roll is successful, nothing happens. If the Fortitude saving throw fails, the consumer is affected in a manner dependent on how he or she feels about the gathering's host.

   The host can end any of the effects of a Serving Tray of Deadly Delights either by touching a guest being influenced, or by loudly stating "I extend hospitality even those who make themselves my enemies". In the former, the host ends the effect on the person touched, and in the latter it ends on everybody. 

   Feels loyalty to, love for, or deep gratitude toward the host: Upon failing the Fortitude saving throw, the character feels energized and feels with absolute certainty that the host has the same feelings toward him or her. As other guests fall victim to the magical reception treats, the character who is friendly/supportive of the host receives the explanation that the food was enchanted to reveal whether those who consumed it were friends or foes... or maybe just hapless people caught in the middle of something that had no part in.

   Has no strong feelings toward the host, except maybe friendship or respect: Guests with this view of the host fall into a hypnotic trance, completely oblivious to what is going on around them. They remain in this trance until the host claps his or her hands together three times or they suffer at least 1 point of damage. In this way, they can remain neutral in or ignorant to any machinations unfolding around the host. 

   If the Fortitude save is successful, they remain fully aware and witness all that happens around them and hear the host's explanation to devoted allies. How this might sway their opinions is up to players and the GM.

   Feels powerful hatred toward, a desire to kill, or to remove the host from their place in the world through imprisonment, exile, or death: If the character's initial Fortitude saving throw is successful, he or she feels pangs of hunger and feels an uncontrollable compulsion to eat all three of the treats. As the character starts eating the second one, he or she must roll a Fortitude saving throw (DC30), and if that one is successful, he or she must roll a Fortitude saving throw (DC36) as the third snack is consumed. 

   If all saving throws succeed, the character suddenly feels very sick, immediately loses half his or her hit points, and begins vomiting controllably. Any actions (other than vomiting forth a vile mixture of stomach content and blood) are taken with a -6 penalty and spellcasting of any kind is impossible. The character must make Fortitude saving throws (DC30) for six rounds, and when one fails, the character is reduced to 0 hit points and falls, unconscious. The character loses one hit point per round and dies once he or she reaches -10.

   When the character fails a saving throw, he or she is subject to horrible pain for a round during which no actions are possible except to cry out in suffering. The character is then reduced to 0 hit points and falls unconscious. The character loses one hit point every minute and dies once he or she reaches -10.

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   Even when the host ends the effects of the Serving Tray of Deadly Delights, any loss of hit points or other physical ramifications remain until healed or cleaned through natural or magical means.

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Something About Dragons and Two Magical Instruments

One of thing about being a dragon is that you have lots and lots and lots of time on your hands. As powerful beings who effectively can live forever (unless they run afoul gods, an army of seriously angry dwarves, or some other source of certain doom), existence itself can become boring. Ancient dragons deal with this growing risk of losing a zest for life in different ways. 

Brigid, an ancient red dragon, meditating in human form.

    Many aging dragons retreat into well-hidden and meticulously guarded places of refuge along with their most valuable and/or prized items from the treasures they've horded. Here, they sleep for centuries at a time, awakening once in a while to enjoy their treasured items and the memories associated with them. They might even venture out into the world to see what has changed and if there's anything new that can hold their interest. After a few weeks or months, these dragons return to their slumber.

   Other dragons leave our world, and even the Elemental Planes where many of them make their homes, to seek out the very edges of reality, beyond which it is believed that the Creator of All dwells--a being from whom dragons still want answers to questions from.

   Some dragons band together in conclaves, pooling their treasures and knowledge to entertain each other, settle disputes between younger dragons and magical societies, and to share wisdom with and guide the younger dragons onto less difficult paths than they trod. Sometimes, "lesser beings", such as normal humans, can be chosen by a conclave to benefit from their knowledge and wealth. (The largest of these conclaves has grown into a great magical city located in Australia, in a particularly isolated and frigid part of the Arthur Range of Tasmania. Maybe we'll tell you about it on the blog someday.)

   The rarest of ancient dragons do not withdraw from the world but instead keep learning and studying and creating, changing as the world around them changes. Some do this to amuse themselves, some do it out of a sense of duty to the "lesser beings", and some do it for a combination of the above. Even these energetic and creative ancient dragons will sometimes retreat into some distant mountain caves and slumber for decades or centuries surrounded by their favorite treasures.

   Not counting dragons who are in conclaves, there are currently 21 ancient dragons active in the modern world, all of them interacting with human civilization to one degree or another. There is one gold dragon (Count Ouro), three silver dragons (Argento, Gumus, and Hopea), five black dragons (Adalet, Cole, Iustus, Pravda, and Unmei), three blue dragons (Celeste, Dagda, and Taron), two green dragons (Dadirri and Nerthus), five red dragons (Azar, Branton, Brigid, Cyrus, and Enya),and three white dragons (Batak, Buzz, and Donmus) that travel around the world, visiting with each other and checking up on their various homes and any long-lived or Immortal friends they have.

Showing that ice and fire can co-exist, the white dragon Domus
visits with the red dragon Brigid at his home in Lappland (aka Sapmi).

   One of the most active of these dragons is a red dragon, Brigid. She has been mingling with humans since their earliest civilizations emerged in Morocco 350,000 years ago. Throughout the period, she has perfected the ability to mimic human forms; become proficient with nearly every human-made melee weapon invented; mastered 142 human martial arts styles and two dragon ones; has mastered every language spoken on Earth (including those of otherworldly beings such as Atlanteans and Olympians); become a virtuoso with 1,491 human-invented instruments and 10 dragon ones, as well as mastering 52 human singing styles; mastered 312 dance styles, with ballet, swing, and Irish dances being her favorites; writes music and lyrics in 563 different styles and 2,845 languages; become a master chef of 604 types of cuisine; learned to brew all kinds of alcoholic beverages discovered and consumed by humans; mastered the art of building 98 human musical instruments; mastered architecture and engineering, designing and personally overseeing the construction of the many different homes she's had over the millennia; mastered many different forms of graphic arts, jewelry-making, weapons-smithing, and gained at least some slight ability in nearly any other arts and crafts invented by humans; become an expert at enchanting magic items and brewing potions; and mastered all types of elemental magic, protection/warding magic, enchantment/charm magic, illusion magic, and divination magic, as well as gained some (comparatively) slight skill with evocation magic, necromantic magic and summoning magic.

   If this seems like a lot for one being to achieve (while traveling the world and engaging with human civilizations as they rise and fall), Brigid has been alive for more than 400,000 years. Also, unlike many of her kind, she has yet to feel compelled to rest on her treasure piles for centuries at a time; instead, the older she gets, the more energized and curious and creative she seems to become. It's as if her very life is a manifestation of the chaotic and uncontrollable nature and spirit of red dragons--she is growing more active and excited about the world around her as she ages, not falling victim to ennui like the typical dragon.

    Brigid maintains her passion for life by constantly looking for new things to learn about, spending festivals and holy days with humans living near her homes, and by applying the many skills she has mastered to creating works of art, musical instruments, weapons, and inventing unusual magic items. Two such items--both enchanted musical instruments--are described below, in d20 System terms.

Cyrus and Brigid, red dragons in human forms, jam in Brigid's home in China.

THE ACCORDION OF GOOD TIMES

This item appears to be a vintage piano accordion that is both well-used and well-maintained. In the hands of a skilled player, it put out music that rivals that you'd expect from the very finest accordions. If examined with a detect magic spell, the instrument is seen to radiate strong enchantment magic with an undertone of protection magic.

   Functions: The Accordion of Good Times grants the musician playing it a +2 bonus to Perform (Accordion) skill checks, as well as a +4 to AC/DR versus thrown weapons and objects, such as rotten tomatoes. These bonuses last from the moment the character picks up the instrument to the moment he or she puts it down.

   Additionally, all who hear the music played following a successful Perform (Accordion) skill check on the part of the musician feel their spirits lifted and general outlook on life improved. Everyone hearing the music will also have a positive view on the performer unless the performer is found to be associated with someone they view as an enemy or attacks them in some way.

   If the performer shouts, "Let's all sing!", everyone hearing the music must roll a Will save (DC15) or sing along with him or her. The audience continues singing, feeling joyous and happy even if the performer stops singing but keeps playing. Once the performer stops playing, the crowd stops singing and breaks into cheers and applause. They also stop singing if attacked or confronted by some obvious danger. Unless the performer is the one attacking, those who sang along with him or her are considered to be under a charm person spell cast by the performer (caster level 12).

   If the performer says, "Everybody dance now!", everyone hearing the music must roll a Will save (DC15) or dance until the performer stops playing. Once the performer stops playing, the crowd stops dancing and breaks into cheers and applause. They also stop dancing if attacked or confronted by some obvious danger. The dancers respond to any threats by attacking back, gaining a +2 bonus to all attack rolls. Unless the performer is the one attacking, those who sang along with him or her are considered to be under a charm person spell cast by the performer (effective caster level 12).

   For three days (72 hours) after watching and listening to a character performing live, all who were present gain a +1 enchantment bonus to all saving throws and skill checks, because the feel happy to be alive.

THE RED UKITAR

This instrument is a finely built, bright red ukitar--a cross between a guitar and a ukelele, also known as a ukitar, with a sound that's closer to a guitar than a ukelele. It's smaller that a guitar and thus more portable, or more easily played by children and small beings like kobolds, dwarves and halflings. If examined with a detect magic spell, the instrument is found to radiate a powerful mingling of elemental and evocation magic 

   Functions: The Red Ukitar grants the musician playing it a +2 bonus to Perform (string instrument). If he or she spends at least one round playing the tune of a song involving fire as part of its topic, then plays and sings the song's refrain and/or lines involving fire while pointing the ukitar's arm at an intended target, a fireball streaks from the tip instrument as soon as the final syllable is uttered, striking the target for 4d6 points of fire damage (with a successful saving throw reducing the damage by half).

   The performer can cast up to three fireballs through the ukitar per day by following the process described above. If the campaign is set in the "real world" after 1960, if the performer uses "Great Balls of Fire" as the song, and prepares the launch of the fireball by ending with "... goodness gracious, great balls of fire!", the damage increases to 6d6+6. (with a successful saving throw reducing the damage by half).

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The Metal Bands of Bolero

Brigid the Dragon has been traveling around Earth and the Elemental Planes for hundreds of thousands of years. She has been gifted, purchased, and plundered treasure and many unique artifacts and magic items that are now scattered across her ten active lairs and two more-or-less abandoned ones. She has collected even more books, scrolls, and stone tablets, both magical and non-magical.

   One of the many unique items in her collection is the Metal Bands of Bolero.

 

THE METAL BANDS OF BOLERO

This set of eight armbands made of an alloy of gafnium and gold was created by a Witchkind artificer, Davis Wachee. He spent almost three decades recording performances by his favorite hard rock/heavy metal bands and solo performers via magical means. Using further magic, he transformed the recordings into performances of one his favorite pieces of music, "Bolero" by Ravel, in the style of the musicians and bands.

   Brigid came into possession of the Metal Bands of Bolero following Wachee's death in 2014; he had willed a number of his unique creations to her, stating that she was only being in all the realities who would appreciate them as much as he had.

   Function: While wearing all eight armbands, with four on each arm, the character must hum a random bar from "Bolero" and roll a successful Wisdom attribute check (DC9) as a standard action. Immediately afterwards, the character starts to hear "Bolero" as it would be played by one of the world's top hard rock/heavy metal bands. Roll on the following table to determine which one:

Roll 1d20     Who is Heard Performing "Bolero"

1                    AC/DC

2                    Metallica

3                    Iron Maiden

4                    Led Zeppelin

5                    Black Sabbath

6                    Spinal Tap

7                    Deep Purple

8                    Completely random, not even on the list

9                    Scorpion

10                  Areosmith

11                  Uriah Heep

12                  Wyld Stallyns

13                  Faith No More

14                  Nightwish

15                  Twisted Sister

16                  At the Gates

17                  Manowar

18                  Mike Oldfield

19                  Children of Bodom

20                  Exodus

The wearer of the Metal Bands of Bolero can also choose a specific band to hear with a standard action and a successful Wisdom attribute check of DC12. That check can be the same one made to start the music, or it can be made in a subsequent round.

   The item's default function is that only the wearer can hear the music. The music can be caused to be heard by all by the wearer saying a number between 1 and 10. At "1", the music is very soft and can only be heard within 5 ft. of the wearer. At "10", the volume is that of a live performance in a concert hall or stadium. Ghostly, flickering images of the bad can be seen performing behind the wearer, and they seem to be the source of the music.

   If the wearer says "Take it to 11", all other creatures within a 60-foot radius must roll successful Fortitude saving throws (DC13) or be Stunned and Deafened for 2d6 rounds; and all other creatures within a 120-foot radius must roll successful Fortitude saving throws (DC11) or be Deafened for 2d6 rounds. The saving throw must be made every round subjects remain within the area of effect of the Bands of Bolero and not Stunned or Deafened. (If there are solid walls or floors between subjects and the wearer of the Bands of Bolero, the Fortitude saving throw is DC4.)

What the music produced by the Metal Bands of Bolero could sound like...

 

Brigid the Dragon & King Arthur's Coconut Shell

When not looking for human parties to crash or otherwise being entertained by the activities and creativity of lesser beings, the ancient red dragon known as Brigid in her human form spends much of her time creating quirky magic items. She either gives these away as presents, or places in the path of treasure hunters in the hopes they'll be mistaken for important artifacts. This is her latest creation.

 
KING ARTHUR'S COCONUT SHELL
This item consists of two parts, each of which resemble gold-plated half coconut shells. At first glance, they appear to be a pair of odd ashtrays--and they certainly can be used as such--but they are far more than that. When examined using Detect Magic, the half-shells both radiate strong Alteration/Transmuation magic.
   Functions: When each half of "King Arthur's Coconut Shells" are held in one of the user's hands, and then clapped together in a rhythmic fashion, a sound similar to that made by the hooves of a trotting horse. So long as the user keeps making a clip-clop sound with the shells by striking them together, he or she and one other target can travel at a speed of 10 miles/hour across any terrain a horse would be able to traverse. The user must keep a continuous beat or the rate of travel will slow and the pair will come to a stop within two rounds, just as if they had pulled the reigns back on horses.
Neither the user nor the targeted second person become fatigued while under the effects of the "Coconut Shells", but the user must make a Fortitude saving throw (DC13) every hour. If the roll fails to match or exceed 13, the users arms are sore, the beat becomes unsteady and the rate of travel is reduced to 8 miles/hour. If the check fails at the end of the next hour, the rate of travel is reduced to 4 miles/hour. A third failed check means the "horses" need rest, and the pair must take a break of at least an hour.
   Trivia: This magic item was inspired by one of Brigid's favorite movies, "Monte Python and the Holy Grail". She's not sure what she'll do with this creation. For now, she's having fun, in human form, trotting back and forth across the rocky plains near her home in northern Arizona.

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, the Dragon Gave to Me...

Twelve Drummers Drumming
This gift is a pair of large drumsticks for use with marching drums. They come wrapped with a tag featuring the recipient's name on one side and a note on the other: "Tap these together three times to get the beat going.", both written in a flourish-rich cursive. The wrapping paper and tag are not magical, but the drumsticks radiate strong Summoning and Illusion magic with an undercurrent of Divination.

   Functions: If the recipient of the Twelve Drummers Drumming taps the drumsticks together while outside or in a large open space, such as an auditorium, or out-of-doors, a twelve-member drumline in (more or less) matching uniforms appear out of thin air. The drummers carry a mix of drums--snare drums, tenor drums, tenor quads, bass drums, tabla drums, and even mridangam drums and bongo drums on occasion. The drummers are always led by an exuberant Brigid. (It's most likely just a magical copy, but every so often she shows up in person to join in the fun.) 

   The drumline plays for a maximum 40 minutes. If summoned outside, they march toward a population center or around the immediate area, playing thrilling drum music the whole time, with Brigid cheering and dancing out in front. If summoned indoors, they either stay in one location--if they were summoned in a concert hall, lobby, or similar chamber--or they march throughout the building, visiting every floor within it before heading out the main entrance and marching around the outside of the structure, playing music their instruments the whole time.

   The mix of drums in the drumline remains roughly the same from summoning to summoning, with only the unique drums changing--and with them some of the numbers performed by the musicians as they march. Roll on the following table to see what the variable drum is (and whether or not the real Brigid is performing with the magically created musicians).

1d12 Result                Drums and Dragon

1-3                               Bongo drums

4                                  The real Brigid with a bongo drum

5-7                               Mridangam drums

8                                  The real Brigid with a tenor drum

9-11                             Tabla drums

12                                The real Brigid, with a set of tabla drums on one hip 

                                     and a bongo drum on the other.

   As mentioned above, the drumline plays for up to 40 minutes. It then vanishes as suddenly as it appears. Brigid briefly appears next to the summoner to and says that she is available to provide lessons in playing any type of drums that the character and any friends wish to learn, to entertain them on tabla drums, or to play drums as part of a rock or jazz band the summoner is a member of.
   If the drumline is attacked, they panic and begin to scatter in all directions. Unless blocked from escape, each drummer runs for one minute, then vanishes. The Brigid Look-a-Like is the only one who will stand and fight, but she is struck down immediately by the first successful attack; each drummer has only 2 hit points and any attack directed at them, except an outright Botch, always hits. The bodies of slain drummer members remain for one minute before fading away to nothing.
   The drumline can be summoned 24 different times during the year going from January 1 through December 31. The Brigid Look-a-Like can be called any number of times to entertain, provide drum lessons, or to play with the band. She remains for up to 10 hours or when dismissed.
   The Brigid Look-a-Like only has 2 hit points and behaves as described above if attacked. She will use her drumsticks as weapons, attacking two-handed style as a 1st level Bard/Charismatic Hero, and dealing 1d2 points of damage with each successful hit. Whenever the Brigid Look-a-Like is summoned, the GM should roll 2d12. On a roll of 24, the real Brigid shows up to hang out with the characters. Woe to anyone who attacks her, as she has far more than 2 hit points... and won't hesitate to make the attackers regret their life choices.

 

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, the Dragon Gave to Me...

Eleven Pipers Piping
This gift is a gold lapel pin that resembles a bagpipe. It is received in a small jewelry box, wrapped with a red bow with a gift tag with the recipient's name written on it on one side and the phrase "Touch and say 'The pipes, the pipes are calling'" in a flourish-rich handwriting. If examined with detect magic, it radiates a strong mix of Illusion and Summoning magic, with a hint of Divination.

 
   Functions: If the person who is gifted this item follows the instructions on the tag, he or she hears faint music... maybe hornpipes? Maybe recorders? Maybe bagpipes? 

   The following round, if the character is in a large area or somewhere outdoors, a marching band of 11 men and women in matching (more or less) uniforms blinks into existence. If the character thought of a particular composer or band or piece of music while summoning the musicians, they immediately play music to match what the character was thinking of. If nothing is specified, they play Christmas music with the occasional tune from the obscure musical Dance Crazy mixed in. 

   The band plays for 40 minutes. If summoned outside, they march toward a population center or around the immediate area, playing music the whole time. If summoned in doors, they either stay in one location--if they were summoned in a concert hall or similar chamber--or they march throughout the building, visiting every floor within it before heading out the main entrance and marching around the outside of the structure, playing music their instruments the whole time.

   The instruments carried by the band vary from summoning to summoning, and they are determined by rolling against the following table. (As you can see, there is also a 50 percent chance that the band will be led by a musician who appears to be Brigid the Dragon in human form. It is not, however, her.)

1d12 Result        Instruments Played

1                          Bagpipes

2                          Bagpipes, band led by look-a-like of Brigid

3                          Hornpipes

4                          Hornpipes, band led by look-a-like of Brigid

5                          Recorders

6                          Recorders, band led by look-a-like of Brigid

7                          Fujaras

8                          Fujaras, band led by look-a-like of Brigid

9                          Bagpipes and Recorders

10                        Bagpipes and Recorders, band led by look-a-like of Brigid

11                        Bagpipes and Fujaras

12                        Bagpipes and Fujaras, band led by look-a-like of Brigid

   As mentioned above, the band plays for up to 40 minutes before fading away, with the music fading as well. The leader of the band briefly appears next to the summoner to and says that he or she is available to provide lessons in playing any wind instrument that the character and any friends wish to learn.

   If the band is attacked, they panic and begin to scatter in all directions. Unless blocked from escape, each band member runs for one minute, then vanishes. The Brigid Look-a-Like is the only one who will stand and fight, but she is struck down immediately by the first successful attack; each member of the band has only 2 hit points and any attack directed at them, except an outright Botch, always hits. The bodies of slain band members remain for one minute before fading away to nothing.

   The full band can be summoned eleven different times during the year going from January 1 through December 31. The Brigid Look-a-Like or other band leaders can be called any number of times to entertain the summoner and guests, or to provide lessons, with whatever instrument wind instrument is specified. The band leader remains for up to 10 hours or when dismissed.

   Whichever band leader is summoned (be it a random one, or the Brigid Look-a-Like), the musician only has 2 hit points and behaves as described above if attacked. If unable to run away, the summoned character will use its instrument as a weapon, attacks as a 1st level Bard/Charismatic Hero, and deals 1d2 points of damage with each successful hit. 

   Whenever the Brigid Look-a-Like is summoned, the GM should roll 2d12. On a roll of 24, the real Brigid shows up to give music lessons and hang out with the characters. Woe to anyone who attacks her, as she will not flee and she has far more than 2 hit points.

   If the lapel pin of Eleven Pipers Piping is regifted or stolen, it loses all magical properties.

On the Tenth Day of Christmas, the Dragon Gave to Me..

Ten Lords-a-Leaping
This gift is presented inside a handmade card that has a colored drawing of a red Chinese dragon spiraling around a Christmas tree with a large star on top. On the inside of the card is a note written in a flourish-rich cursive that says: "Keep this coin near at all times. When faced with overwhelming odds, hold it and say, "Bring the fury!"

   The coin being referenced is also inside the card; it appears to be an ancient Chinese coin with a dragon on one side and curious runes of an unknown origin on the other. The card is pretty, but not magical, while the coin radiates a mixture of Illusion, Divination, and Summoning magic.

    Functions: If the recipient of the dragon's gift says "Bring the Fury!" while holding the coin in combat or otherwise facing danger, as many as ten top Chinese martial artists appear--collectively, the Lords of Wushu. Some of the Lords are armed with traditional weapons--such as staves, nunchucks, and swords--but others are ready to use their deadliest weapon: Their body and their superior Kung Fu Wushu. After spending a round striking poses, they leap into action, either attacking the foes of the person who summoned them, or setting about helping with stopping whatever disaster in unfolding.

   If called to assist in combat, between 1 and 10 Lords appear, their number matching the number of foes faced by the summoner and his or her allies. When they first arrive, all those hostile to the summoner and allies must make Will saves (DC18) or be so startled by the sudden appearance of Chinese men in colorful clothing that they lose all actions for the rest of the round. They must reroll their initiatives on the round that follows (while the summoner and allies retain their already established place in the combat order).

   The Lords spend the first round they are present striking dramatic poses and looking about with threatening glares and grunts. On the summoner's initiative, they spring into action with jubilantly savage war cries, each rushing to confront a foe or to perform whatever urgent tasks will help save the summoner, his or her allies, and any innocent bystanders.

   

   The Lords are fearless and loud in their rush into combat, drawing as much attention away from the summoner and his or her allies as they possibly can. Their attack rolls always succeed (except in cases where some magical effect or ability states that an attack fails) and each hit deals 2d6+4 points of fire damage. Further, they always make successful saving throws and combat-related skill checks and have AC/DC ratings of 15. However, each Lord only has 10 hit points, so they either take their foes down quickly, or they go down. 

   If the Lords are summoned to assist in non-combat situations, they act with complete and total courage and lay down their lives without hesitation if it saves the summoner, his or her friends, and any innocent bystanders. They won't sacrifice themselves needlessly, but if their life can be traded to save others, they never hesitate. After all, they're not real... and they know it. When assisting in non-combat situations, the Lords have whatever skills are needed for the task ahead of them.

   The bodies of fallen Lords remain for the duration of combat, but ten rounds after the battle is over or the danger has passed, the bodies dissolve into smoke that quickly dissipates. If someone touches one of the bodies or tries to take its weapons or other equipment, the body and all items burst into flame and vanish, dealing 2d6 points of fire damage to anyone in melee range.

   When the owner needs an attractive and lethal date for any purpose, all he or she has to do is focus on the invitation or reservation and his or her companion will appear, dressed appropriately for whatever the event is. The owner of the coin can also summon a date for a friend or close associate instead of for him- or herself.

   This magically created companion is a perfect date for the owner (or whoever the companion is there to escort); he can carry on intelligent and informed conversations about any topic. He also has perfect manners and timing when it comes to interacting with other guests at events and subtly always making sure his date is perceived in the best possible light by way of his behavior.
   In addition to being great eye candy and perfect socially, the magical companion has the ability to defend the owner and those he or she is friendly with from attacks or other forms of violence. She can only be injured by magic or by enchanted weapons with at least a +2 bonus. She has 100 hit points and has all the class abilities and the attack rolls, saving throws and DC/AC of a 10th-level Monk (fantasy OGL d20 System) or Fast Hero (OGL d20 Modern). The companion is also proficient with all weapons, is an expert in all martial arts and unarmed combat styles, and has a talent for turning just about any item he can place his hands on into a weapon.

   The summoned date remains in the company of the person he is escorting for 20 hours, until released, or until destroyed through damage suffered in combat. Each time, the date is a different Lord of Wushu.
   The Ten Lords can be summoned once per day while the coin is in the possession of the person it was gifted to. They can only be summoned individually a maximum of ten times during a year during a year lasting from January 1 through December 31.

   The person who first received the coin can regift it as a Christmas or birthday present to someone they love, or someone they have stood side-by-side in combat. If it is sold, given with an expectation of reward, or taken under any circumstance other than those described above, it immediately becomes just an odd Chinese coin with no magical qualities.
   Trivia: Each of the Ten Lords of Wushu are based on actual martial arts masters that Brigid has met and befriended during her many trips to China and Taiwan. Most have been dead for centuries, but Brigid still summons a magic replica of one of them when she feels like practicing unarmed combat with her human form.

   In centuries past, the Lords were far more sedate and deliberate in the way they entered combat. With the arrival of the Hong Kong karate-themed movies in the 1960s and 1970s ("chop-socky flicks"), Brigid recalibrated her creation to mimic the outrageously surreal worlds of those films. She did this because she felt it would be more disorienting to foes in combat with the summoner, but also because she thought the cartoonish behavior was hilarious.

On the Ninth Day of Christmas, the Dragon Gave to Me...

Nine Ladies Dancing
This gift is a well-read theatre program either from the early 1930s, late 1960s, or mid 1980s, but always for Dance Crazy: The Musical. It might be worth a few dollars to hardcore memorabilia collectors, but the condition isn't one that would attract the attention of museums. Inside the program is a note written in flourish-rich cursive style, on stationary from The Frederick Hotel on West Broadway dating from the same period as the program, that reads: "Bring this to a stage or an open space, wave it over your head and shout, 'The show must go on!'" If examined with detect magic, both the program booklet and the letter inside it radiate a mixture of Illusion, Divination, and Summoning magic.

   Function: When the owner of the program booklet follows the instructions on the note, a chorus line of nine dancers in golden leotards and top hats and they perform a song and dance from Dance Crazy: The Musical. Music is provided by an unseen orchestra.

    When they are done with the number, one of the dancers lets the owner know that they would all like to get to know him or her better, and each of them would be honored to join the owner at an event, a party, or just for dinner.They then dissolve into quickly dispersed wisps of smoke until summoned again.

   When the owner needs an attractive date for any purpose, all he has to do is focus on the invitation or reservation and his or her companion will appear, dressed appropriately for whatever the event is. This magically created companion is a perfect date for the owner; she can carry on intelligent and informed conversations about any topic that the owner wants to talk about. She will also have perfect manners and timing when it comes to interacting with other guests at events and subtly always making sure the owner is perceived in the best possible light by way of her behavior.

   In addition to being great eye candy and perfect socially, the magical companion has the ability to defend the owner and those he or she is friendly with from attacks or other forms of violence. She can only be injured by magic or by enchanted weapons with at least a +2 bonus. She has 100 hit points and has all the class abilities and the attack rolls, saving throws and DC/AC of a 10th-level Bard (fantasy OGL d20 System) or Charismatic Hero (OGL d20 Modern). The companion is also proficient with all weapons, is an expert in all martial arts and unarmed combat styles, and a talent for turning just about any item she can place her hands on into a weapon.

   The summoned date remains with the owner for 20 hours, until released, or until destroyed through damage suffered in combat. Each time, the date is a different dancer. 

   If the GM feels so inclined, the following random table can be used to determine if the magical date bears a striking resemblance to someone famous.

d12 Roll    Who the Date Resembles

1-6              No one recognizable but is still a knock-out.

7                 Bunty Bailey

8                 Cyd Charrise

9                 Paulette Goddard

10               Bessie Love

11               Virginia Mayo

12               Barbara Stanwyck

              

   The chorus line can be summoned an unlimited amount of time. However, the individual dancers can only be summoned nine times during a year lasting from January 1 through December 31. If the summoned dancer resembles a real person, they appear as they did during the height of their dance careers. 

   Trivia: Dance Crazy: The Musical was the brain-child of a pair of ancient dragons--gold dragon who goes by the name of Robin among humans, and the red dragon Brigid. They have tried staging it several times since they collaborated on it in the late 1920s/early 1930s, but each time it has been a flop. Interestingly, although it was made in the hopes it would appeal to humans, Robin has informed Brigid that the show has become very popular with dragons and that it is constantly being staged on the various elemental planes where they now mostly make their homes.

On the Eighth Day of Christmas, the Dragon Gave to Me...

Eight Maids-a-Milking
This item consists of a wooden base that features a drawer on one side and a brass plate on the other. On the base are mounted somewhat crudely made figurines of four grown country women and four country girls. They are gathered around, what in scale to them, is an item that looks like a cross between a giant tea pot and a coffee pot. The figurines serve as a holder for the tea/coffee pot, which can be lifted off the base, its lid removed, and up to three cups of liquid can be poured into and served from it. If examined with a detect magic spell active, all parts of the Eight Maids-a-Milking radiate Summoning magic; the magic is stronger during the early morning hours, waning and waxing in intensity as a day moves through the hours.

   Function: Every day, just after the sun clears the horizon, the tea/coffee pot (hereafter "dispenser") fills with three cups of milk. If the Eight Maids-a-Milking is left to its own devices, the type of milk is random. The brass plate displays the kind of milk that has been created in whatever language the owner of the item is primarily literate in.

   GMs should roll on the following table to determine the kind of milk in the dispenser. Any milk left in it after sundown evaporates without a trace, leaving the dispenser dry and clean.

1d12    Type of Milk

1          Cow milk

2          Donkey milk

3          Goat milk

4          Yak milk

5           Reindeer milk

6           Sheep milk

7           Almond milk (unsweetened)

8           Oat milk (unsweetened)

9           Cashew mile (unsweetened)

10         Soy milk 

11         Coconut/Almond milk mix (unsweetened)

12         Chocolate almond milk (unsweetened)

   Any character that drinks at least one cup of milk created by the Eight Maids-a-Milking gains a +1 bonus to Fortitude saves for the following 12 hours. 

   The owner of Eight Maids-a-Milking can control the kind of milk that the dispenser fills with by placing a handwritten note in the drawer on the base before sundown on the prior day. The owner can also keep the dispenser from filling by either leaving the drawer empty and open or by not placing the dispenser on the base among the maid figurines.

 

   The Eight Maids-a-Milking is one of the few items that Brigid has created that the person she gave it to can give to someone else without the item losing its enchantments. In fact, if the owner gives it a person or family in need, he or she is guaranteed a visit from Brigid with another gift during the following Christmas Season. 

   If the owner of the Eight Maids-a-Milking tries to sell it, or gain some other form of personal benefit, it immediately loses all magic once a deal is made.

   Trivia: Originally, this magic item only created four different kinds of milk (cow milk, goat milk, reindeer milk, and yak milk), but Brigid has improved upon the item to expand selections, as well as to appeal to a broader swath of humans and their changing preferences. When Brigid drinks milk in human form, she prefers donkey or yak milk.

On the Seventh Day of Christmas, the Dragon Gave to Me...

Seven Swans-a-Swimming
At first glance, the seventh of the dragon's 12 Days of Christmas gifts has no connection to the lyrics of the famous song. It appears to be seven large marbles that shimmer with constant blue-green swirls within them. They are given in a red felt pouch with a golden drawstring. Each marble radiates a mixture of summoning and transmutation magic if they are inspected with a detect magic spell. The pouch raidiates very faint summoning magic. On the outside bottom of the pouch, the following phrase in High Dragon, embroidered with fine golden thread, reads, "Best Used When Halfway to Christmas Time".

   When the marbles are examined closely, however, the "shimmering" is actually a tiny animated scene of a swan gliding across a body of water under a clear blue sky, with a forest on the far shore. Shaking or rolling a marble causes them to glow brighter while the scene of the swan dissolves into swirling blue and green colors. As the image reforms, the glow fades. Is this all there is to this gift? Of course not!

   Functions: When thrown into a stream, river, pond, lake, or ocean--or even an Olympic-size pool-- the marble turns into a large, inflatable rubber swan of the type that kids, or those young at heart, ride and play on while in the water. It rapidly inflates and then floats unerringly in the water; it only capsizes if those riding on it wishes and then rights itself immediately. It is always easy to mount by the person who summoned it, and it remains as stable as they want it to be.

   Each marble summons one swan. The swan lasts for 12 hours or until the person who summoned it is done playing in the water or on beach or is otherwise safely back on solid ground. (In extreme circumstances, a swan can thus be used as a life raft... for a time at least. When the swan's usefulness comes to an end, it dissolves into water.

   One very practical function of each of the Seven Swans-a-Swimming is that each one can detect a person in the water who is at risk of drowning within 100 yards of its present location. The swan makes it very easy for the at-risk person to climb onto it, or just cling to it, and then heads for the nearest solid ground and help. The swan might even emit loud screeches to attract attention of nearby people to provide assistance.

   The size and appearance of the Seven Swans-a-Swimming varies in a totally random fashion. 

   Trivia: Until 1935, Brigid made the Seven Swans-a-Swimming to be larger, more lethal versions of the Six Geese-a-Laying (but without the added benefit of free eggs). Once she got wind of the idea of Christmas in July, she reinvented the seventh gift to serve as a promotion of this second Christmas!

There's a New Year coming...

... and one of the benefits to being a dragon who has perfected shapeshifting into a human form is that you can use magic portals to follow the arrival of 2025 and attend dozens of parties along the way.

From the tiny island nation of Kiribati, the very first place humans flip the calendar to 2025, all the way to Baker Island, the very last place where the new year begins, and home to a very small, secret community of Witchkind, Brigid goes from celebration to celebration, joyously bringing in the new year along with her favorite lesser beings--humanity! (Although her mood to party is nowhere as intense as what will come for the Lunar New Year, which is what dragons observe.)

At each party she attends, Brigid picks one human to give a present to. It is the very last thing she does before she moves on to the next one, and the beneficiaries of her gift often chalk it up to a gag or a distortion of reality through a drunken haze.

The gift is a delicate chain necklace that sometimes has a piece of jewelry on it. Brigid gives it to the subject of her largess with the comment, "You deserve to have a great year. Wear this always and it will make a difference. And if you're ever in danger or otherwise in serious need of help, break the chain and I'll be there in a flash. But you can only do this once, so choose the moment carefully." 

THE DRAGON'S NEW YEAR BLESSING

This is a delicate chain necklace that appears to be made out of silver, gold, or platinum. Sometimes, a small amulet resembling a dragon's head hangs upon it. Both the chain and the amulet radiate a curious mixture of abjuration, divination, and summoning magic.

   Functions: When worn by the person Brigid the Dragon gave it to, the dragon's new year blessing provides a +1 enchantment bonus to all skill checks and saving throws from the first second of January 1st through the very last moment of December 31st during the year it is received. When the new year comes, all magic is drained from the necklace, leaving it just a simple piece of understated jewelry.

   For a person who finds him- or herself in a life-or-death situation or otherwise attempting to deal with a disastrous outcome, the dragon's new year blessing has a function that's even more powerful. 

   If the person it was gifted breaks the chain necklace while wearing it (DC3 Strength Check), it becomes red hot for a moment, then seems to dissolve into the thin air. At the end of the following round, Brigid appears in her human form. She quickly appraises the situation, asks the character what he or she needs (assuming it isn't immediately clear) and then takes action. If she can resolve the situation without abandoning her human form, she will... but if the danger is serious enough, she takes her true, massive form. What follows will be the nightmarish destruction that happens whenever an ancient red dragon reveals its true self to mortals who are endangering things it cares about.

   Once the danger has passed, Brigid returns to her human form, chats briefly with the character and his or allies, promises she'll show up for any Christmas and/or New Year parties they may host, then says goodbye and vanishes as suddenly as she appeared. (If she is asked about the status of the dragon's new year blessing, Brigid will say that the magic in it is spent.)

   Special: The dragon's new year blessing only provides benefit to the person Brigid gave it to; it is just a simple piece of jewelry on anyone else... except if it is stolen or looted. Then, whoever wears it is subject to a curse that inflicts -4 to all attack rolls, saving throws, and skill checks for the remainder of the year unless subjected to remove curse with a 20th-level caster effectiveness..

Brigid the Dragon, celebrating the New Year's Eve with friends.

Brigid the Dragon in the process of abandoning her human form.
She warned them not to make her angry...