We hope you enjoy this public service in the interest of avoiding the Coronation of Hillary that she and the party are seeking. (You can also use these statistics to play through a match-up of the candidates and make your own predictions about who might win in the general election. The ROLF! stats for two of the Republican hopefuls can be found here.)
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| Bernie Sanders & Martin O'Malley: The guys Hillary Clinton wants you to ignore |
BERNIE SANDERS (Male)
Brawn 11, Body 10, Brains 5
Traits: Limousine Liberal*, Weird Hair
Combat Maneuvers: Basic Attack, Debate Philosophy, Dodge, Kung Fu Face*, Signature Move*
Important Stuff Worn/Wielded: Rumpled Suit and Nice Tie (Clothes), The Complete Works of Karl Marx (Melee Weapon, deals 2 points of damage OR One-Shot Ranged Weapon, deals 1 point of damage).
MARTIN O'MALLEY (Male)
Brawn 13, Body 14, Brains 4
Traits: Holier Than Thou*, Improv Master*
Combat Maneuvers: Basic Attack, Debate Philosophy, Dodge, Double Strike
Important Stuff Worn/Wielded: Expensive Suit and Tie (Clothes).
*The Traits and Combat Maneuvers can be found in Relentlessly Gay (for ROLF! and d20 System).
NEW TRAITS
This all-new Trait is appearing here on the blog for the very first time anywhere.
Weird Hair: The character gains a +1 modifier to all ATT Body-based checks, and a -1 modifier to all ATT Brains-based checks.
