September 18 is National Cheeseburger Day! In celebration, we're offering a quick battle scenario! (If you want to play it while chowing down on celebratory cheeseburgers, you are welcome to copy-and-paste the text so you can print it out.)
Battle Scenario for Two Players: Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger!
By L.L. Hundal
After hard day of mugging at the camera, flipping their hair, and otherwise strutting their stuff, two bulimic models visit the crafts services table. All that's left are speedballs and a single cheeseburger. Drugs they don't care about... but that cheeseburger is worth fighting to the death over. And they do.
This is a straight-forward fight, with one model hell-bent on killing the other. The fight continues until one is victorious.
The Pre-generated Models
Battle Maneuvers not featured in the core ROLF! rules are found in ROLF!: Supermodel Slap-fest.
Brawn 14, Body 20, Brains 5
Traits: Coldhearted, Nimble, Too Sexy for My Shirt
Battle Maneuvers: Backflip, Disembowel, The Look, The Walk, Strike Pose,
Important Stuff Worn/Wielded: Monokini (barely covers nakedness)
Brawn 14, Body 20, Brains 6
Traits: Ego-Maniac, Nimble, Too Sexy for My Shirt
Battle Maneuvers: Backflip, Kung Fu Face, Signature Move, The Walk, Strategic Bleeding, Strike Pose
Important Stuff Worn/Wielded: Bikini (barely covers nakedness)