NUELOW at Christmas: Day Seven

It's time for another Christmas-related mystery for the player characters to solve before Christmas is ruined for everyone!

WHY ARE PEOPLE RIOTING DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON?

As Christmas approaches, the news is suddenly filled with reports of mobs of holiday shoppers going on rampages in stores and shopping malls throughout Christendom. There isn't looting going on--just violent, destructive rampages that destroy all Christmas decorations and businesses, and even claim dozens of lives. The rioters detained by authorities offer no insight into the cause, claiming that one moment they were shopping, the next the just filled with blind rage and an urge to destroy everything Christmas related.

   Roll 1d6 against the following tables for some random adventure elements you can create a scenario around.

What is the Cause?
1. Roll twice on the table, re-rolling any additional results of "1". Both 

    indicated causes are in effect, as is an unholy union between

    two forces that hate Christmas!

2. The Society for Men Acquiring Power, Prestige, and Earthly 

     Domination (SLAPPED) is testing their network of mind-control

     satellites. They hope to trigger worldwide chaos on Christmas Eve.

3.  Extreme environmentalists are pumping a gas that drives people

     temporarily insane, because they want to cause Christmas to be

     outlawed so no firs will be cut down just to be put indoors.

4. Evil cultists are summoning demons that temporarily drive people

    insane with the goal of ruining Christmas.

5. The secret magical society Mages Against Revolting Holiday Cheer

     (MARCH) has put cursed magic items in the Christmas decorations 

     in stores and malls around the world. They trigger them with a ritual

     at their secret Sanctum Sanctorum, and crowds go insane until the

     item is smashed.

6. A mad scientist has infected Mariah Cary's "All I Want for Christmas 

    is You" with extra-dimensional sub-sonics that drive humans who hear 

    it into animalistic fury. He hates that song and wants it gone.

Here's the theme song for this adventure!

NUELOW at Christmas: Day Five

Miriam knows in hindsight that she should have realized something was up. She really should have questioned it when a small-time country baron offered her twice the money that the Duke of Holstfel had to perform at his holiday feast last year.

Well... maybe the doppelgängers will let her go when she's done performing. After all, it's clear that the Baron told the truth when he said they were all big fans--everyone in the feast hall has taken on Miriam's appearance and many guests are singing along in perfect harmony with her. It's as if she's performing to a hall full of herselves. (Although she may give that one over there some tips if he/she --what are the preferred pronouns for doppelgängers? -- is going to impersonate her... she's not THAT fat and her hair is not that scraggly!)

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And because it wouldn't be a NUELOW at Christmas post without some d20 System content or a random table,

IS THE OFFER TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE?

The player characters are approached by a trusted contact or someone else who is known for finding lucrative and/or suitable assignments for individuals and groups like the player characters. It's a simple one-night job and they're getting paid five times their normal fee because the client wants to pay for the best performance from the best he knows.

   But is this bit of Christmas season generosity too good to be true? What might be going on behind the facade here? Roll 1d8 to find out and see if you can make a scenario out of the set-up! (Hey, you might even send it NUELOW Games' way, and we might publish it!)

d8         Result

1-2.       The job is legit. The client really wants the best from the best for 

            the assignment. Money is no object.

3-4.       The job is legit, but somewhat morally questionable and probably

            illegal. The extra money is to buy discretion and post-job silence.

5            The job is doing something highly illegal. The whole thing is a 

            set-up concocted by a foe of the player characters. The authorities

            have been tipped off and they are watching and waiting. 

6.           The job is fake. A hidden society of doppelgangers that dwell in

            tunnels beneath the city want the player characters to teach them

            the various things they are good at. The doppelgangers are being

            oppressed by a new evil ruler and they want to overthrow him.

            They also warn the PCs that their evil leader is going to break the

            centuries long peaceful co-existence of the doppelgangers and

            the humans by preying upon the surface dwellers.

7-8.        The job is fake. Santa Claus has been captured by operatives 

             working for the evil alliance of Martians and the "activist group"

             People for the Reduction of Idiotic Christmas Expenses (PRICE).

             Santa's daughter, Sugar Plum, desperately wants the PCs to save

             Santa... and Christmas itself, before time runs out!