Tuesday, March 23, 2021

The Valley of the Immortals


Legends tell of a valley where people are forever young. This post provides tables to randomly generate an adventure outline for characters who set out to find the fabled location.

WHERE IS IT LOCATED? (Roll 1d6)
1. In the Austrian alps, near the border with Italy.
2. A mountainous island in the Atlantic ocean.
3. A mountainous island in the Pacific ocean.
4. In the northern Andes mountains
5. In the Ethiopian Highlands.
6. In the hills above Loch Nevis, Scotland.

HOW IS IT HIDDEN? (Roll 1d6)
1. Surrounded by steep hills/cliffs. (Mountaineering skills, knowledge of secret underground tunnel system, or flight needed to access.)
2. Thick forests/rugged terrain, no easy road access.
3. Only reachable by boat, but surrounded by navigation hazards.
4. Magical misdirection. (Requires a special compass to find, or counter-magic.)
5. A thick fog and cloud-cover surrounds the outer edges, causing those who enter to lose their way and bypass the valley, unless they are members of the community or aware of the one walkable path in and out.
6. Roll two more times on the table, rerolling any additional results of 6. The valley is hidden by a combination of both described methods.

WHAT IS THE SOURCE OF THE IMMORTALITY? (Roll 1d6)
1. A magic fountain at the center of the valley. All who drink from it become immortal.
2. A strange property in the soil causes those who live here and eat food grown here to become immortal.
3. A shape-shifted dragon lives among the immortals. It has placed an enchantment on all who live in this valley, because it wants company.
4. An ancient artifact is buried deep in the ground, and its radiation makes humans and humanoids who dwell in the valley immortal.
5. The church, the school, and pub all conceal gateways to the realms of the gods; the magical energy seeping through gives all sentient beings in the valley eternal life.
6. No one in the valley is immortal. A strange energy field causes time to pass differently in the valley, with each hour spent within equal to a year beyond. (Skip "How Long Must a Person Be in the Valley to Become Immortal" if this result is rolled).

HOW LONG MUST A PERSON BE IN THE VALLEY TO BECOME IMMORTAL? (Roll 1d6)
1. 24 hours..
2. One week.
3. One month.
4. Through All-Hallows Eve.
5. During the Winter Solstice.
6. As soon as the person enters the valley.

WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO LEAVE THE VALLEY? (Roll 1d6)
1. Nothing. The immortality will stay with them until they die through violence or starvation.
2. Nothing, but the aging process resumes the aging normally.
3. They begin to feel achy and sick. It goes so bad within two days that they must stay in bed for 1d6+6 days. After that, the age normally. If they return to the valley before the sickness passes, they immediately feel better.
4. Nothing they eat or drink provides nourishment. They will die of starvation if they do not return to the valley.
5. They become insubstantial but glow faintly. If they don't return within 24 hours, they disperse like glitter on the wind.
6. The time they spent in the valley catches up with them, and they age one year for each minute spent outside the valley, possibly dying of old age and crumbling to dust.

HOW DO THE IMMORTALS KEEP THE VALLEY SECRET? (Roll 1d6)
1-2. They don't. They like visitors, as it helps them keep up on the outside world, and rely on the discretion of the outsiders, or the general populations unwillingness to believe that a valley of immortals could even exist.
3. They imprison and eventually execute those who do not want to stay in the valley willingly.
4. They tell those who want to go that they will suffer a painful death upon leaving the valley's life-extending zone. (This may or may not be true.)
5-6. They do nothing to stop them, but they contact a cult of assassins devoted to keep the valley's secret and these assassins then hunt those who have left.

Sunday, February 14, 2021

Valentine's Day Adventure Seeds


Why did the PC's sweetheart miss the romantic dinner? (Roll 1d12)
   1. Abducted by aliens.
   2. Abucted by enemies of the player characters.
   3. Abducted by an insane ex lover
   4. Caught up in a hostage standoff at a Starbucks
   5. Deep cover agent status reactivated, now on a mission
   6. Fell through a dimensional portal that opened in the living room
   7. Was in an accident, now has amnesia
   8. Is possessed by an ancient spirit on a quest for revenge
   9. Taken hostage by terrorists at Nakatomi Plaza
  10. Still sleeping off last night's bender
  11. Got lost along the way, stumbled into a meeting between rival gangs
  12. Abducted by a mummy who thinks he or she is its long lost love, reincarnated

Sunday, February 7, 2021

Potions for me but not for thee!

Magic potions

Potions (healing, invisibility, flying, and so on) do not all need to be the same. Instead, they can be tailored for specific species/races... and if used by other beings, they can have unexpected side effects. This little article provides some random tables GMs can use to make looted potions more interesting in the game. (It adds a little more bookkeeping and complexity that will need to be kept track of, but if some of the burden is shifted to the PCs--like requiring them to note where particular potions were looted from--it shouldn't be overwhelming.)


WHO IS THE POTION INTENDED FOR? (Roll 1d20)
This is revealed along with the nature of the potion when it is identified via magic or the application of appropriate skills. (The GM should feel free to replace any result with species/races relevant to the campaign.)

1-2. Humans
3-4. Elves
5. Dwarves
6. Halflings
7-8. Gnomes
9.   Tieflings
10. Unidentifiable Alien Creature
11. Half-Elves
12-13. Atlanteans
14-15. Witchkind
16. Goblins
17. Kobolds
18. Ogres
19. Dragonborn
20. Amazons


WHAT IS THE SIDE EFFECT? (Roll 1d20)
This is discovered when a character not of the correct species/race drinks the potion. It is in addition to the potion's regular function, unless otherwise noted under the result. If the generated result doesn't seem to apply in any way to the basic effect of the potion, there are no side effects from consumption.

1.    No side effect.
2.    The potion's effect is delayed for 1d4+1 rounds.
3.    The potion's effectiveness/duration is doubled.
4.    The character enjoys a Damage Reduction of 1 against all sources.
5.    The character is healed of all injuries.
6.    The character is healed of all injuries and gains 10 temporary hit points.
7.    The character's eyes are like bottomless pools of darkness for 24 hours.
       The character has lowlight vision for that time.
8.    The character gains a +2 bonus to all saving throws for 24 hours.
9.    The character gains a +2 bonus to all skill checks for 24 hours.
10.  The character becomes 2d20 years (2d20x10 for long-lived beings) 
        younger. Only physical age is impacted and the character retains all 
        levels and learned skills. The character cannot become younger than 
        infancy. The age reversal is permanent unless reversed by a wish spell 
       or the direct intervention of a god or some other powerful being.
11.  The potions effectiveness and/or duration is halved.
12.  The character suffers a -2 penalty to all skill checks for 24 hours.
13.  The character suffers a -2 penalty to all saving throws for 24 hours
14.  The character's skin starts to burn if he or she ventures into the sunlight 
       for 24 hours. He or she suffers 1d6+2 points of damage for each round 
       of exposure.
15.  The character's STR and CON attributes are reduced by 2 for 24 hours.
16.  The character's eyes glow with a brilliant green light for 24 hours, 
       even through his or her eyelids..
17.  All of the character's hair falls out. It will regrow naturally, or can be 
       restored by a wish spell or the direct intervention of a god or some 
       other powerful being.
18.  The character and all items carried at the time of consuming the potion 
        become insubstantial for 24 hours. The character appears normal, 
        but he or she can move through walls, cannot pick up any items etc. 
        and can only be harmed by magic and magic weapons.
19.   The character's INT and WIS attributes are reduced by 2 for 24 hours.
20.   No side effect.

From "The Elixir" by Steve Ditko

(All text in this post is released under the Open Game License and may be reproduced in accordance with its terms. Copyright 2021 Steve Miller.)