Julian Assange ala ROLF!

L.L. Hundal made the following comment when I suggested we add Julian Assange to the soon-to-be-released ROLF!: Bill Clinton Meets a Girl Scout:

"If there ever was someone who is a suitable subject for violet fantasies, it's that cowardly prig."

(And yes... she uses "prig" and not "prick." She's so refined... and so very British. You'd think two decades in the U.S, would have cured her of that.)

Julian Assange ala ROLF!
By L.L. Hundal

JULIAN ASSANGE (Male, but not a man)
Brawn 21; Body 14; Brains 5.
Traits: Cowardly, Too Sexy For My Shirt.
Combat Maneuvers: Basic Attack, Bitch Slap, Debate Philosophy, Double Strike, Seduce.
Important Stuff Worn/Wielded: Expensive Suit (Clothes), Laptop Computer (Medium melee weapon, deals 2 point of damage, or one-shot ranged weapon that deals 2 points of damage).

Coming tomorrow -- "ROLF!: Bill Clinton Meets a Girl Scout"

Bill & Hillary Clinton. Julian Assange. Girl Scouts from Jupiter! And much much more! How much more? Take it away, Bill, because it's your birthday August 19th, and we're celebrating it!

Presenting... ROLF!: When Bat Meets Cat!

In Guardian City's War on Crime, no one fights harder than the mask-wearing superheroes. These are their stories.

*Dumn-Dumng!!*

A superhero with "Bat" in his name. A mystery woman with "Cat" in her name. Controversial comments involving chicken sandwiches. Protests! Counter-protests!

Could we possibly squeeze any more exploitation material into one 6 page product? Well, maybe. It all depends on how you want to interpret the fact we named the villain Chickenhawk.

ROLF!: Bat Meets Cat is the latest supplement for L.L. Hundal & Steve Miller's humorous ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters. This superhero-orientated product features five pre-generated characters, several new combat maneuvers and traits, and a fearsome new Spelling.

Click here to look at previews, or to get your own copy for just $0.60.

'The First Paladin': Peter Adkison runs his game

If you're curious to see what the founder of Wizards of the Coast and his players do at their gaming table, you're in luck.

Peter Adkison is turning a campaign set in his "homebrew" campaign world of Chaldea into a series of short films you can watch online. Click here to check out the website.

He does it right!

A visit by The Most Interesting Man in the World is always a welcome event here at NUELOW World Headquarters.

You can join The Most Interesting Man in the World and his good friend Chuck Norris as they time-travel to one of their greatest adventures in ROLF!: The Death of Adolf Hilter... for just $0.50!

Click here for previews, or to download a copy of the exciting and funny ROLF! supplement that reveals what really happened to one of the most evil men to ever walk the earth.

New fiction collection from NUELOW Games!

The Misadventures of Breckinridge Elkins is the latest addition to NUELOW Games's ongoing exploration of the lesser-known works of the great Robert E. Howard.

This time, Robert E. Howard Collection-series editor Steve Miller offers an assortment of Howard's madcap humor tales from the wildest corner of the wild west... stories Howard wrote late in his career that were written as much for love as they were for money.

If you enjoyed Shanghaied Mitts or Fists of Foolishness, you'll be laughing out loud at The Misadventures of Breckinridge Elkins.

Even L.L. Hundal, who is usually lukewarm toward Howard's writings, loves the Breckinridge Elkins stories!

For more information and a preview, or to download a pdf copy for just $2.50, click here.

A new RPG for you to look into

Hello, friends and gamers!

When you're not playing ROLF! or some other thing from NUELOW Games, maybe the good folks over at Mythos Arcanum Games can help fill the rest of your time.

Click here to check out their website.

I'm sure you'll notice that they're a far more professional-looking outfit that we have ever been! But I hope you will still love us for the raggamuffins that we are!

(We have no affiliation with Mythos Arcanum... we just felt like giving them a plug.)