In ROLF!: The Death of Adolf Hitler, the Most Interesting Man in the World meets up with Chuck Norris.
Here are his stats as they appear in that product, just in time for Drinko de Mayo!:
THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD (Male)
Brawn: 37; Body: 18; Brains: 8.
Traits: Nimble, Too Sexy for My Shirt
Combat Maneuvers: Basic Attack, Disarm, Disembowel, Dodge, Double Strike, Furious Fists, The Look, Seduce.
Important Stuff Worn/Wielded: Rapier (Medium Melee Weapon. Deals 2 points of damage.) Bottle of Dos Equis (Small Ranged Weapon, ignores Armor. One Shot. Deals 1 point of damage.)