Wednesday, September 19, 2012

A Pre-Generated ROLF! Character:
El Lahab (aka Bruce the Flamer)

Here's a pre-generated character that can be used to augment ROLF! scenarios like The Breast Hope for Peace or Gaddafi's Angels, Flem El Lahab (aka Bruce Gevlam aka The Flamer aka Bruce the Flamer aka Suger Buns). His favorite things to do are attending al-Qaeda meetings, killing Infidels, taking long showers with his fellow terrorists, and singing along with ABBA and Boney M. songs. His sign is Virgo.

Flem El Lahab, aka Bruce the Flamer (Male)
Brawn 16, Body 14, Brains 6
Traits: Dumb, Nimble, Misogynist, Same Sex Preference
Combat Maneuvers: Basic Attack, Dance Move, Double Strike, Yodel, Seduce, Strike Pose
Important Stuff Worn/Wielded: AK-47 Assault Rifle (Large Ranged Weapon, deals 4 points of damage that ignore armor. Can also be used as melee weapon and deal 2 points of damage).

El Lahab strutting his stuff at a recent al Qaeda get-together in Libya

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