Pho fo' yo'!

There's a Vietnamese eatery not far from NUELOW HQ. It served as the inspiration for these magic soups!

Pic 'borrowed' from GoodyFoodies.

Go Pho
Spend at least 1d6+1 minutes consuming this tasty soup. For the next hour, gain a +1 bonus to all initiative rolls and a 10 percent increase to your base movement rate....

Mo Pho
Spend at least 1d6+1 minutes consuming this bowl of tasty soup. For the next hour, add an additional 1d4 points of damage to any damage-dealing attack.
 
No Pho
Spend at least 1d6+1 minutes consuming this bowl of tasty soup. For the next hour, gain a +1 bonus to all saving throws and skill checks made to avoid damage from attacks.

So Pho
Spend at least 1d6+1 minutes consuming this bowl of mediocre soup. For the next hour, you wish you'd spent the extra money for a better-quality bowl of soup and are distracted, taking a -1 penalty to Initiative rolls, but gaining +1 to damage dealt as the frustration consumes you over your lackluster meal.

(The text is this post is presented under the Open Game License. Copyright Steve Miller 2018.)