Coming Sept. 19: Cap'n Jack on the Isle of Pirate's Doom

We're putting the finishing touches on ROLF!: Cap'n Jack on the Isle of Pirate's Doom, a trifle we're releasing tomorrow in celebration of International Talk Like a Pirate Day.

It features game stats for three Captain Jacks, Helen Tavrel (extra pirate geek points if you can identify who she is and why she belongs), pirates (Caribbean, Somali, and Copyright), ninjas, and The Mustache, the mysterious Manchurian Ninja Master who has brought them all to the Isle of Pirate's Doom for battles to the death! There's also new Combat Maneuvers and Spellings.

While we work to get the product release-ready, here are some videos for the music to play Cap'n Jack on the Isle of Pirate's Doom by.


Alphaville: Dance With Me (Official Theme for Cap'n Jack on the Isle of Pirate's Doom & ROLF AT SEA)


Alestorm: Keelhauled


Captain Jack: Another One Bites the Dust


Captain Jack: Iko-Iko (original version)


Da Jugglin' Fool: Why is the Rum Gone (Remix)


Lonely Island with Michael Bolton: Captain Jack Sparrow


Mike Oldfield: The Blue Peter Theme


Mike Oldfield: The William Tell Overture (Official Theme for ROLF!)


Nice Peter: Jack Sparrow's Rap

New ROLF! Combat Scenario now available

The latest supplement for "ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters" is epic! Well, epic by ROLF! standards. Click here to get your copy from RPGNow for just $1, or read on to be convinced you want a copy of Supermodel Slapfest!

Six supermodels are trapped in a building with a whiny fashion designer and a hunky handyman... and a murderer out to get them all! Sounds like the teaser summary for a slasher film, but it's actually the subject of the latest supplement for ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters.

Dangerously close to being a real adventure (as opposed to the usual stuff where characters meet, characters kick each other into oblivion), this 10-page product features new Combat Maneuvers, new Stuff (both Armor and Weapons), eight pre-generated player characters, as well as the maniac who is trying to kill them. Well, who probably will kill them if the egomaniacal supermodels don't kill each other first.

As an added feature, there's a system for secretly making one of the "victims" the killer--just like in the slasher flicks where there has to be a "Big Reveal"--and no one knows who the murderer is until the time is right.

"ROLF: Supermodel Slapfest" is avaiable for just $1! Get yours today!

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'Mr. Sparkles, A Tale of the Asura' by Jeff Grubb

Jeff Grubb, the designer of "Dyvil: First Edition", is presently one of the lead creative talents responsible for breathing life into the world of the Guild Wars MMO for ArenaNet. He has just posted a short story on the GW Blog. Check it out!

Mr. Sparkles, A Tale of the Asura – ArenaNet Blog

And if you haven't already, I invite you to check out Jeff's "Dyvil" game from NUELOW.

Some art created for "Supermodel Slapfest!"

Although it's hit some developmental bumps, the next ROLF! supplement is still in the works.

"Supermodel Slapfest!: A ROLF! Triumph of Style Over Substance" will be hitting the web Tuesday or Wednesday... although this slide in the schedule may mean that "ROLF AT SEA!" may be not out in time for International Speak Like a Pirate Day. Which is a real bummer to me.

Anyhow, there are some of the character portraits that have been created for "Supermodel Slapfest." The Combat Scenario itself will revolve around six supermodels locked in a building with a masked killer who is stalking and picking them off. Of course, the supermodels can also take the opportunity to kill hated rivals and blame it on the insane butcher.

 

Coming this week from NUELOW Games

We're re-releasing "Dyvil: Jeff Grubb's 30-Minute Roleplaying Game", in anticipation of "Dyvil: Revised and Expanded" in the month of October. Look for it Thursday.

Also, if there's anyone out there who would like to add a mini-RPG they've designed to the NUELOW Games line up, send a message to Steve Miller, and we'll see if we're right for each other!

Now available: Steve Miller's 30-Minute RPG!

Written as an experiment is creating a complete RPG in the shortest period of time, this little game turned out to be both fun, easy to learn, and even easier to play.

First published by ID Adventures, it is now available again through NUELOW Games. And you can have a copy for a mere $1.25 by clicking here. It's got everything a core RPG rulebook must have: Character generation rules, combat system, player rewards system, a GM-only section including monsters, and an illo of a scantily clad babe!

Steve Miller's 30-Minute Roleplaying Game: The Best RPG Designed in Less Than an Hour!