ROLF!: The Final Battle (#2)

Although an attack by gremlins delayed the release of the latest ROLF! supplement, we still got it out before the predicted End of the World.

Our second "Final Battle" product is the gloriously silly "George Washington Carver and the Nuts of Doom." Featuring stats for the scientific genius in the title, former United States President Jimmy Carter, three obscure Golden Age comic book characters, the Swedish Bikini Team, and Peanut Brutes--the unholy by-products of peanut-based science perverted for evil purposes--this product may well be the last thing NUELOW Games ever publishes. The world may end tomorrow for all we know, because the inferior modern researchers can't quite figure out how to read the calendar left by ancient peoples who sacrificed their neighbors in bloody rituals and never discovered the wheel.

So, click here to get your copy of this historic game product for just $0.50. While there's still some history left!

And look for another Final Battle at the end of March... if we make it far!

Best-selling titles in Feb. 2012

That picture is the dream. The reality is far, far different... as any small game publisher will tell you. There are no piles of money... and L.L. Hundal threatened me with a gun when I suggested she could be a booth bunny for us and dress up in a chain-mail bikini; I should know better than to joke with a lady who came up with a game that's all about kicking ass.

Still, we do sell a handful of copies of our game products and fiction anthologies. And here's the monthly list of the Top Ten Best-selling titles. Click on the titles for more information, or to join the many people of exceptional and/or unusual taste who have already purchased these excellent titles!


Best-Selling NUELOW Games Titles for Feb. 2012

1. Oriental Stories (Fiction Anthology by Robert E. Howard)

2. ROLF!: Black Kitten vs. June Collyer (RPG Supplement by Steve Miller & L.L. Hundal)

3. ROLF!: The Grim Reaper vs. the Fertility Goddess (RPG Supplement by Steve Miller & L.L. Hundal)

4. ROLF!: Dead Presidents (RPG Supplement by Steve Miller & L.L. Hundal)

5. ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters (Core RPG by Steve Miller & L.L. Hundal)

6. Fists of Foolishness (Fiction Anthology & RPG by Robert E. Howard, Steve Miller, and L.L. Hundal)

7. Shadows Over Texas (Fiction Anthology by Robert E. Howard)

8. Shanghaied Mitts (Fiction Anthology by Robert E. Howard)

9. ROLF!: Revenge of the Martians (RPG Supplement by Steve Miller & L.L. Hundal)

10. Modern Advances: The Former Child Star (RPG Supplement by Steve Miller)

'Oriental Stories' is the Pick of the Week at DriveThru Fiction!

NUELOW Games' most recent Robert E. Howard anthology is currently featured on the front page of DriveThru Fiction as their pick of the week. Click here to check it out, or to get your own copy for just $3.99!

Celebrate Presidents Day the NUELOW Games Way!

"ROLF!: Dead Presidents" is the latest release for ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters sees Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy teaming up to stop a nefarious plan by Adolf Hitler and to attack the United States of America. This supplement features two straightforward battle scenarios and five pre-generated characters, in addition to a number of Battle Maneuvers and Traits not found in the core ROLF! game.

It's Presidents Day mayhem from Steve Miller & L.L. Hundal. Do the patriotic thing and stimulate the economy by spending some money at RPGNow!

Latest anthology from NUELOW: Oriental Stories

Pulp fiction author Robert E. Howard was a big history buff, and his favorite kind of story to write was one that is rooted in history. In fact, he once said that if there was a broader audience for historical fiction, he would not have written anything but that.

"Orietnal Stories", NUELOW Games' latest collection of Robert E. Howard works, presents five novelettes in which Howard fictionalizes turning points in the lives of Middle Eastern and Far Eastern warlords. It's five stories of clashing civilizations, cold-hearted barbarism, and blazing battle action as only REH could write them.

"Oriental Stories" is available now for just $3.99. Click here to get your copy.

Add a little love to your ROLF! battles!

ROLF! co-creator L.L. Hundal provided this little Valentine's Day gift to all gamers who like the Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters... Cupid ala ROLF! ("He can be added into just about any battle scenario if there's an extra player, and a little extra chaos is wanted," she wrote.)

NEW TRAIT
Dead-Eye: The character hard ever misses with a ranged weapon. He or she reduces ATT check results for ranged attacks by 4.

Cupid (Male)
Brawn 13, Body 15, Brains 4
Traits: Dead-Eye, God, Nimble
Combat Maneuvers: Basic Attack, Dodge, Strike Pose, Run Away!
Important Stuff Worn/Wielded: Bow (Small Ranged Weapon, Deals 2 points of damage), Ever-Full Enchanted Quiver (Provides unlimited shots for bow).
Special Notes: Twice per battle scenario, Cupid may shoot other characters with Love Arrows. He can keep trying to hit targets, but once two have been struck, he cannot fire any more Love Arrows that scenario. Targets struck by a Love Arrow immediately falls deeply and insanely in love with whatever character is closest to them in the fight. The target can only use the Strike Pose and Seduce combat maneuvers against the love object. The target may use combat maneuvers against other targets in the battle as normal. If the object of the target's love attacks the target and deals damage for two consecutive rounds, the magic of the Love Arrow is broken and the target can once again use all combat maneuvers freely.

Cupid: He's the Power of Love!

Available Now: The NUELOW Games Valentine's Day Special!

We here at NUELOW Games have a long history of doing the wrong thing at the wrong time. So, so is it any surprise that our ROLF! Valentine's Day special is more about lust than love, and it centers around two superheroes that virtually no one has heard of and an actress that the world has mostly forgotten.

Click here to get your copy of "Black Kitten vs. June Collyer" for just $0.50, and celebrate Valentine's Day with your beloved game group in a way that is bound to make them say "Whut?"

(Steve Miller, the co-designer of this ROLF! release, has reviewed several of June's movies at the Shades of Grey blog. Click here to check them out.)