The Metal Bands of Bolero

Brigid the Dragon has been traveling around Earth and the Elemental Planes for hundreds of thousands of years. She has been gifted, purchased, and plundered treasure and many unique artifacts and magic items that are now scattered across her ten active lairs and two more-or-less abandoned ones. She has collected even more books, scrolls, and stone tablets, both magical and non-magical. 

   One such item is the Metal Bands of Bolero.

 

THE METAL BANDS OF BOLERO

This set of eight armbands made of an alloy of gafnium and gold was created by a Witchkind artificer, Davis Wachee. He spent almost three decades recording performances by his favorite hard rock/heavy metal bands and solo performers via magical means. Using further magic, he transformed the recordings into performances of one his favorite pieces of music, "Bolero" by Ravel, in the style of the musicians and bands.

   Brigid came into possession of the Metal Bands of Bolero following Wachee's death in 2014; he had willed a number of his unique creations to her, stating that she was only being in all the realities who would appreciate them as much as he had.

   Function: While wearing all eight armbands, with four on each arm, the character must hum a random bar from "Bolero" and roll a successful Wisdom attribute check (DC9) as a standard action. Immediately afterwards, the character starts to hear "Bolero" as it would be played by one of the world's top hard rock/heavy metal bands. Roll on the following table to determine which one:

Roll 1d20     Who is Heard Performing "Bolero"

1                    AC/DC

2                    Metallica

3                    Iron Maiden

4                    Led Zeppelin

5                    Black Sabbath

6                    Spinal Tap

7                    Deep Purple

8                    Completely random, not even on the list

9                    Scorpion

10                  Areosmith

11                  Uriah Heep

12                  Wyld Stallyns

13                  Faith No More

14                  Nightwish

15                  Twisted Sister

16                  At the Gates

17                  Manowar

18                  Mike Oldfield

19                  Children of Bodom

20                  Exodus

The wearer of the Metal Bands of Bolero can also choose a specific band to hear with a standard action and a successful Wisdom attribute check of DC12. That check can be the same one made to start the music, or it can be made in a subsequent round.

   The item's default function is that only the wearer can hear the music. The music can be caused to be heard by all by the wearer saying a number between 1 and 10. At "1", the music is very soft and can only be heard within 5 ft. of the wearer. At "10", the volume is that of a live performance in a concert hall or stadium. Ghostly, flickering images of the bad can be seen performing behind the wearer, and they seem to be the source of the music.

   If the wearer says "Take it to 11", all other creatures within a 60-foot radius must roll successful Fortitude saving throws (DC13) or be Stunned and Deafened for 2d6 rounds; and all other creatures within a 120-foot radius must roll successful Fortitude saving throws (DC11) or be Deafened for 2d6 rounds. The saving throw must be made every round subjects remain within the area of effect of the Bands of Bolero and not Stunned or Deafened. (If there are solid walls or floors between subjects and the wearer of the Bands of Bolero, the Fortitude saving throw is DC4.)

What the music produced by the Metal Bands of Bolero could sound like...

 

The Dragon and the Presidents of the United States of America

Brigid is an ancient red dragon who enjoys being with humans.

Since 1701 A.D., Brigid the Dragon has maintained at least one dwelling ("lair" to the traditionalists) in what is presently the United States of America, with her oldest being in the mountains of Virginia. She has always loved the idea of a republic, and she found she loved it even more when a stripe of democracy was thrown into the mix. She REALLY loved the idea of branches of government being at odds with each other in certain ways, ensuring that the totalitarian bent that is so fundamental to humans wouldn't creep in. Well, it wouldn't creep in if humans weren't so easily corrupted by greed and lust for personal power and glory.

Since George Washington was first elected President of the United States in 1789, Brigid has been meeting with them shortly before they are to assume the office. Since the 1930s, she has tended to have the meeting take place with both the outgoing and incoming president, because she wants to be sure that there is no miscomprehension about the fact that so long as the American government remains centered in the Constitution, she would provide support to a president who has legitimate claim on the office. 

Joe Biden, Brigid, and Donald Trump in November of 2024

Her support is expected to be kept secret from the public, advisors, and anyone not approved by Brigid. Still, she works occasionally with the U.S. military and intelligence and law enforcement agencies. Basically, she's an open, but deeply classified government secret, like the existence of space aliens and Immortals. 

But what is the support Brigid offers? Aside from the perspective of a highly intelligent and creative being that is almost 400,000 years old, she grants a magical blessing to the President. Here is that blessing in d20 System terms, presented as a feat.

THE DRAGON'S BLESSING [Dragon Magic, Supernatural]

By sharing a drink and/or a meal with a mortal whom the dragon wants to help overcome great challenges, the dragon bestows a magical gift to the character. 

    Prerequisite: The character must be the leader, or key participant in executing, of some great enterprise that will benefit untold numbers of other mortals. The character must accept the invitation of the dragon to have the meeting and then must partake in the food and/or beverage the dragon offers.

The sharing of food and drink is a subtle ritual through which the dragon 

    Benefit: For a number of years predetermined by the dragon (4, 8, 12, 16, or 20), the recipient of the Dragon's Blessing gains the following bonuses:

    * +4 bonus to Bluff, Diplomacy, and Sense Motive skill checks

    * +2 bonus to all other Intelligence-, Wisdom-, and Charisma-based skill checks

    * +1 bonus to all Dexterity- and Constitution-based skill checks.

    The bonuses last from the person's first day undertaking the mighty task and/or playing an important role in the organization to which the belong, through the exact end of the period specified. The blessing ends early if the recipient breaks promises made, acts against the expected morality or purpose that the recipient is supposed to defend/working toward.

    Special: This feat temporarily replaces another feat the character possesses that gives bonuses to skill checks; the player of the character gets to choose which one is replaced. Dragon's Blessing overrides the specified feat until the end of the duration set by the dragon. If the character loses the benefits of the feat through actions contrary to his or her vows and duties, the other feat still remains ineffective until the duration of the blessing has ended. 

   While the blessing is in effect, the character can choose to shift this feat into a feat slot gained through level advancement instead of choosing a new feat. The feat that was replaced by the Dragon's Blessing once again provides a benefit in this case. When the Dragon's Blessing ends, the feat slot opens, and the player must choose another feat to fill it.

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And to round out this post, here are a few pictures of Brigid with U.S. presidents of the past many years, mostly while meeting them either in her Virginia or Arizona homes. Two of the three are among her favorite presidents. Can you guess which two?

Brigid and Barack Obama in August of 2011

Brigid and Barack Obama in April of 2014

Donald Trump, Brigid, and Barack Obama in November of 2016

Barack Obama, Brigid, and Donald Trump in November of 2016

Donald Trump, Brigid, and Barack Obama in January of 2017

Donald Trump and Brigid in October of 2019

Donald Trump, Brigid, and Joe Biden in January of 2021

Joe Biden and Brigid in March 2021

Brigid and Barack Obama in September of 2021

Brigid and Joe Biden in November 2021

 

Donald Trump, Brigid, and Barack Obama in April of 2022

Joe Biden and Brigid in July of 2022

 

Donald Trump, Brigid, and Barack Obama in October of 2022

Joe Biden and Brigid in December of 2022

Brigid and Joe Biden in February of 2023

Joe Biden and Brigid in May of 2023

 

Donald Trump, Brigid, and Barack Obama in September of 2023

Joe Biden and Brigid in November of 2023

 

Donald Trump, Brigid, and Barack Obama in July of 2024

Donald Trump, Brigid, and Joe Biden in January of 2024

Brigid the Dragon & King Arthur's Coconut Shell

When not looking for human parties to crash or otherwise being entertained by the activities and creativity of lesser beings, the ancient red dragon known as Brigid in her human form spends much of her time creating quirky magic items. She either gives these away as presents, or places in the path of treasure hunters in the hopes they'll be mistaken for important artifacts. This is her latest creation.

 
KING ARTHUR'S COCONUT SHELL
This item consists of two parts, each of which resemble gold-plated half coconut shells. At first glance, they appear to be a pair of odd ashtrays--and they certainly can be used as such--but they are far more than that. When examined using Detect Magic, the half-shells both radiate strong Alteration/Transmuation magic.
   Functions: When each half of "King Arthur's Coconut Shells" are held in one of the user's hands, and then clapped together in a rhythmic fashion, a sound similar to that made by the hooves of a trotting horse. So long as the user keeps making a clip-clop sound with the shells by striking them together, he or she and one other target can travel at a speed of 10 miles/hour across any terrain a horse would be able to traverse. The user must keep a continuous beat or the rate of travel will slow and the pair will come to a stop within two rounds, just as if they had pulled the reigns back on horses.
Neither the user nor the targeted second person become fatigued while under the effects of the "Coconut Shells", but the user must make a Fortitude saving throw (DC13) every hour. If the roll fails to match or exceed 13, the users arms are sore, the beat becomes unsteady and the rate of travel is reduced to 8 miles/hour. If the check fails at the end of the next hour, the rate of travel is reduced to 4 miles/hour. A third failed check means the "horses" need rest, and the pair must take a break of at least an hour.
   Trivia: This magic item was inspired by one of Brigid's favorite movies, "Monte Python and the Holy Grail". She's not sure what she'll do with this creation. For now, she's having fun, in human form, trotting back and forth across the rocky plains near her home in northern Arizona.

Meet Elida and Hanna, Wanderers and Cultist Killers

Elida and her little sister Hanna were sold by their impoverished parents to a demonic cult when they were 7 and 5 years old respectively. For almost ten years, the cultists prepared them as sacrifices to their dark god, putting them through painful rituals and covering their bodies with tattoos of mystic scripts, spells, and demonic symbols. All the pain inflicted was meticulously described in ancient texts and the cult followed it with exacting specificity.

Then came to prophesized day when the evil god was to walk the land and claim the souls of mortals as its eternal servants and granting vast power to those who had given him the most through their service. Hundreds of cultists converged upon the ritual site from across the continent, Elida and Hanna were drugged and placed at the center of the ritual circle, the sky opened up, the dark lord descended, and every single cultist burst into flames where they stood, screaming as they were reduced to ash.

"Thank you, Those Who Were Chosen," the dark god's voice rumbled like distant thunder. "These souls will tend to my needs for hundreds of your years. Go forth and wield this power as you will!"

True to the prophesy, those who had given the dark god the most--Elida and Hanna--were granted powers beyond what most mortals can dream of.

Both girls were granted the skills and combat abilities of 15th level thieves and the spellcasting abilities of a 10th level cleric. Further, if their tattoos are left uncovered, once per day, they can cause up to 1d6+1 of them to leave their bodies and fight for them.

Elida the Wanderer

Hanna the Wanderer

Elida purposefully wears clothing styled so at least her tattoos of a monstrous centaur and a dimension-hopping giant spider are always exposed. Meanwhile, Hanna stays as covered up as possible, only removing her full-length jacket when faced with overwhelming odds.

For the past year, the girls have wandered from city to city, rooting out evil cults, taking steps to make better lives for impoverished or abused children, and rallying the people against oppressive lords.

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, the Dragon Gave to Me...

Twelve Drummers Drumming
This gift is a pair of large drumsticks for use with marching drums. They come wrapped with a tag featuring the recipient's name on one side and a note on the other: "Tap these together three times to get the beat going.", both written in a flourish-rich cursive. The wrapping paper and tag are not magical, but the drumsticks radiate strong Summoning and Illusion magic with an undercurrent of Divination.

   Functions: If the recipient of the Twelve Drummers Drumming taps the drumsticks together while outside or in a large open space, such as an auditorium, or out-of-doors, a twelve-member drumline in (more or less) matching uniforms appear out of thin air. The drummers carry a mix of drums--snare drums, tenor drums, tenor quads, bass drums, tabla drums, and even mridangam drums and bongo drums on occasion. The drummers are always led by an exuberant Brigid. (It's most likely just a magical copy, but every so often she shows up in person to join in the fun.) 

   The drumline plays for a maximum 40 minutes. If summoned outside, they march toward a population center or around the immediate area, playing thrilling drum music the whole time, with Brigid cheering and dancing out in front. If summoned indoors, they either stay in one location--if they were summoned in a concert hall, lobby, or similar chamber--or they march throughout the building, visiting every floor within it before heading out the main entrance and marching around the outside of the structure, playing music their instruments the whole time.

   The mix of drums in the drumline remains roughly the same from summoning to summoning, with only the unique drums changing--and with them some of the numbers performed by the musicians as they march. Roll on the following table to see what the variable drum is (and whether or not the real Brigid is performing with the magically created musicians).

1d12 Result                Drums and Dragon

1-3                               Bongo drums

4                                  The real Brigid with a bongo drum

5-7                               Mridangam drums

8                                  The real Brigid with a tenor drum

9-11                             Tabla drums

12                                The real Brigid, with a set of tabla drums on one hip and 

                                    a bongo drum on the other.

   As mentioned above, the drumline plays for up to 40 minutes. It then vanishes as suddenly as it appears. Brigid briefly appears next to the summoner to and says that she is available to provide lessons in playing any type of drums that the character and any friends wish to learn, to entertain them on tabla drums, or to play drums as part of a rock or jazz band the summoner is a member of.
   If the drumline is attacked, they panic and begin to scatter in all directions. Unless blocked from escape, each drummer runs for one minute, then vanishes. The Brigid Look-a-Like is the only one who will stand and fight, but she is struck down immediately by the first successful attack; each drummer has only 2 hit points and any attack directed at them, except an outright Botch, always hits. The bodies of slain drummer members remain for one minute before fading away to nothing.
   The drumline can be summoned 24 different times during the year going from January 1 through December 31. The Brigid Look-a-Like can be called any number of times to entertain, provide drum lessons, or to play with the band. She remains for up to 10 hours or when dismissed.
   The Brigid Look-a-Like only has 2 hit points and behaves as described above if attacked. She will use her drumsticks as weapons, attacking two-handed style as a 1st level Bard/Charismatic Hero, and dealing 1d2 points of damage with each successful hit. Whenever the Brigid Look-a-Like is summoned, the GM should roll 2d12. On a roll of 24, the real Brigid shows up to hang out with the characters. Woe to anyone who attacks her, as she has far more than 2 hit points... and won't hesitate to make the attackers regret their life choices.

 

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, the Dragon Gave to Me...

Eleven Pipers Piping
This gift is a gold lapel pin that resembles a bagpipe. It is received in a small jewelry box, wrapped with a red bow with a gift tag with the recipient's name written on it on one side and the phrase "Touch and say 'The pipes, the pipes are calling'" in a flourish-rich handwriting. If examined with detect magic, it radiates a strong mix of Illusion and Summoning magic, with a hint of Divination.

 
   Functions: If the person who is gifted this item follows the instructions on the tag, he or she hears faint music... maybe hornpipes? Maybe recorders? Maybe bagpipes? 

   The following round, if the character is in a large area or somewhere outdoors, a marching band of 11 men and women in matching (more or less) uniforms blinks into existence. If the character thought of a particular composer or band or piece of music while summoning the musicians, they immediately play music to match what the character was thinking of. If nothing is specified, they play Christmas music with the occasional tune from the obscure musical Dance Crazy mixed in. 

   The band plays for 40 minutes. If summoned outside, they march toward a population center or around the immediate area, playing music the whole time. If summoned in doors, they either stay in one location--if they were summoned in a concert hall or similar chamber--or they march throughout the building, visiting every floor within it before heading out the main entrance and marching around the outside of the structure, playing music their instruments the whole time.

   The instruments carried by the band vary from summoning to summoning, and they are determined by rolling against the following table. (As you can see, there is also a 50 percent chance that the band will be led by a musician who appears to be Brigid the Dragon in human form. It is not, however, her.)

1d12 Result        Instruments Played

1                          Bagpipes

2                          Bagpipes, band led by look-a-like of Brigid

3                          Hornpipes

4                          Hornpipes, band led by look-a-like of Brigid

5                          Recorders

6                          Recorders, band led by look-a-like of Brigid

7                          Fujaras

8                          Fujaras, band led by look-a-like of Brigid

9                          Bagpipes and Recorders

10                        Bagpipes and Recorders, band led by look-a-like of Brigid

11                        Bagpipes and Fujaras

12                        Bagpipes and Fujaras, band led by look-a-like of Brigid

   As mentioned above, the band plays for up to 40 minutes before fading away, with the music fading as well. The leader of the band briefly appears next to the summoner to and says that he or she is available to provide lessons in playing any wind instrument that the character and any friends wish to learn.

   If the band is attacked, they panic and begin to scatter in all directions. Unless blocked from escape, each band member runs for one minute, then vanishes. The Brigid Look-a-Like is the only one who will stand and fight, but she is struck down immediately by the first successful attack; each member of the band has only 2 hit points and any attack directed at them, except an outright Botch, always hits. The bodies of slain band members remain for one minute before fading away to nothing.

   The full band can be summoned eleven different times during the year going from January 1 through December 31. The Brigid Look-a-Like or other band leaders can be called any number of times to entertain the summoner and guests, or to provide lessons, with whatever instrument wind instrument is specified. The band leader remains for up to 10 hours or when dismissed.

   Whichever band leader is summoned (be it a random one, or the Brigid Look-a-Like), the musician only has 2 hit points and behaves as described above if attacked. If unable to run away, the summoned character will use its instrument as a weapon, attacks as a 1st level Bard/Charismatic Hero, and deals 1d2 points of damage with each successful hit. 

   Whenever the Brigid Look-a-Like is summoned, the GM should roll 2d12. On a roll of 24, the real Brigid shows up to give music lessons and hang out with the characters. Woe to anyone who attacks her, as she will not flee and she has far more than 2 hit points.

   If the lapel pin of Eleven Pipers Piping is regifted or stolen, it loses all magical properties.

On the Tenth Day of Christmas, the Dragon Gave to Me..

Ten Lords-a-Leaping
This gift is presented inside a handmade card that has a colored drawing of a red Chinese dragon spiraling around a Christmas tree with a large star on top. On the inside of the card is a note written in a flourish-rich cursive that says: "Keep this coin near at all times. When faced with overwhelming odds, hold it and say, "Bring the fury!"

   The coin being referenced is also inside the card; it appears to be an ancient Chinese coin with a dragon on one side and curious runes of an unknown origin on the other. The card is pretty, but not magical, while the coin radiates a mixture of Illusion, Divination, and Summoning magic.

    Functions: If the recipient of the dragon's gift says "Bring the Fury!" while holding the coin in combat or otherwise facing danger, as many as ten top Chinese martial artists appear--collectively, the Lords of Wushu. Some of the Lords are armed with traditional weapons--such as staves, nunchucks, and swords--but others are ready to use their deadliest weapon: Their body and their superior Kung Fu Wushu. After spending a round striking poses, they leap into action, either attacking the foes of the person who summoned them, or setting about helping with stopping whatever disaster in unfolding.

   If called to assist in combat, between 1 and 10 Lords appear, their number matching the number of foes faced by the summoner and his or her allies. When they first arrive, all those hostile to the summoner and allies must make Will saves (DC18) or be so startled by the sudden appearance of Chinese men in colorful clothing that they lose all actions for the rest of the round. They must reroll their initiatives on the round that follows (while the summoner and allies retain their already established place in the combat order).

   The Lords spend the first round they are present striking dramatic poses and looking about with threatening glares and grunts. On the summoner's initiative, they spring into action with jubilantly savage war cries, each rushing to confront a foe or to perform whatever urgent tasks will help save the summoner, his or her allies, and any innocent bystanders.

   

   The Lords are fearless and loud in their rush into combat, drawing as much attention away from the summoner and his or her allies as they possibly can. Their attack rolls always succeed (except in cases where some magical effect or ability states that an attack fails) and each hit deals 2d6+4 points of fire damage. Further, they always make successful saving throws and combat-related skill checks and have AC/DC ratings of 15. However, each Lord only has 10 hit points, so they either take their foes down quickly, or they go down. 

   If the Lords are summoned to assist in non-combat situations, they act with complete and total courage and lay down their lives without hesitation if it saves the summoner, his or her friends, and any innocent bystanders. They won't sacrifice themselves needlessly, but if their life can be traded to save others, they never hesitate. After all, they're not real... and they know it. When assisting in non-combat situations, the Lords have whatever skills are needed for the task ahead of them.

   The bodies of fallen Lords remain for the duration of combat, but ten rounds after the battle is over or the danger has passed, the bodies dissolve into smoke that quickly dissipates. If someone touches one of the bodies or tries to take its weapons or other equipment, the body and all items burst into flame and vanish, dealing 2d6 points of fire damage to anyone in melee range.

   When the owner needs an attractive and lethal date for any purpose, all he or she has to do is focus on the invitation or reservation and his or her companion will appear, dressed appropriately for whatever the event is. The owner of the coin can also summon a date for a friend or close associate instead of for him- or herself.

   This magically created companion is a perfect date for the owner (or whoever the companion is there to escort); he can carry on intelligent and informed conversations about any topic. He also has perfect manners and timing when it comes to interacting with other guests at events and subtly always making sure his date is perceived in the best possible light by way of his behavior.
   In addition to being great eye candy and perfect socially, the magical companion has the ability to defend the owner and those he or she is friendly with from attacks or other forms of violence. She can only be injured by magic or by enchanted weapons with at least a +2 bonus. She has 100 hit points and has all the class abilities and the attack rolls, saving throws and DC/AC of a 10th-level Monk (fantasy OGL d20 System) or Fast Hero (OGL d20 Modern). The companion is also proficient with all weapons, is an expert in all martial arts and unarmed combat styles, and has a talent for turning just about any item he can place his hands on into a weapon.

   The summoned date remains in the company of the person he is escorting for 20 hours, until released, or until destroyed through damage suffered in combat. Each time, the date is a different Lord of Wushu.
   The Ten Lords can be summoned once per day while the coin is in the possession of the person it was gifted to. They can only be summoned individually a maximum of ten times during a year during a year lasting from January 1 through December 31.

   The person who first received the coin can regift it as a Christmas or birthday present to someone they love, or someone they have stood side-by-side in combat. If it is sold, given with an expectation of reward, or taken under any circumstance other than those described above, it immediately becomes just an odd Chinese coin with no magical qualities.
   Trivia: Each of the Ten Lords of Wushu are based on actual martial arts masters that Brigid has met and befriended during her many trips to China and Taiwan. Most have been dead for centuries, but Brigid still summons a magic replica of one of them when she feels like practicing unarmed combat with her human form.

   In centuries past, the Lords were far more sedate and deliberate in the way they entered combat. With the arrival of the Hong Kong karate-themed movies in the 1960s and 1970s ("chop-socky flicks"), Brigid recalibrated her creation to mimic the outrageously surreal worlds of those films. She did this because she felt it would be more disorienting to foes in combat with the summoner, but also because she thought the cartoonish behavior was hilarious.