Celebrate Bill's Clinton's 66th birthday with ROLF!

Bill Clinton turns 66 today Why don't you spend it playing ROLF!... it's probably what he would do if we had a version that came with strippers -- and if he had ever heard of NUELOW Games and The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters.

To make it easy to get the party started, we've created a bundle of products featuring not only Bill Clinton but also other US Presidents, such as JFK, Barack Obama, and Abraham Lincoln. The products also feature enemies and allies worthy of these great men, such as Huda the Bikini-clad Wonder, Commies from Jupiter, al-Qaeda terrorists, Girl Scouts, Martians, and many, many more.

Get your Birthday Box by clicking here. It's only $2! But don't delay if you;'re interested. This bundle is only available today and tomorrow. (The individual products will all remain on sale separately, of course.)

The latest for ROLF!: Bill Clinton Meets a Girl Scout

ROLF!: Bill Clinton Meets a Girl Scout presents three battle scenarios revolving around Girl Scouts and former President of the United States Bill Clinton. Julian Assange also puts in an appearance... and Hillary Clinton is working over-time to save Bill from himself and from the Girl Scouts from Jupiter!

Bill Clinton Meets a Girl Scout features ROLF! stats for all the characters mentioned above, as well as Mel the Girl Scout Leader and Chairman Yalasha, the nefarious leader of the Commies from Jupiter, who was previously seen battling Rambo and his hippie allies. She's back... and she's looking to give Julian Assange something he richly deserve....

The package also includes an assortment of Combat Maneuvers and Traits not found in the basic ROLF! game and three battle scenarios. All this in just 5 pages... and for just $0.50!

Click here to get a copy of ROLF!: Bill Clinton Meets a Girl Scout, or to see previews.

Julian Assange ala ROLF!

L.L. Hundal made the following comment when I suggested we add Julian Assange to the soon-to-be-released ROLF!: Bill Clinton Meets a Girl Scout:

"If there ever was someone who is a suitable subject for violet fantasies, it's that cowardly prig."

(And yes... she uses "prig" and not "prick." She's so refined... and so very British. You'd think two decades in the U.S, would have cured her of that.)

Julian Assange ala ROLF!
By L.L. Hundal

JULIAN ASSANGE (Male, but not a man)
Brawn 21; Body 14; Brains 5.
Traits: Cowardly, Too Sexy For My Shirt.
Combat Maneuvers: Basic Attack, Bitch Slap, Debate Philosophy, Double Strike, Seduce.
Important Stuff Worn/Wielded: Expensive Suit (Clothes), Laptop Computer (Medium melee weapon, deals 2 point of damage, or one-shot ranged weapon that deals 2 points of damage).

Coming tomorrow -- "ROLF!: Bill Clinton Meets a Girl Scout"

Bill & Hillary Clinton. Julian Assange. Girl Scouts from Jupiter! And much much more! How much more? Take it away, Bill, because it's your birthday August 19th, and we're celebrating it!

Presenting... ROLF!: When Bat Meets Cat!

In Guardian City's War on Crime, no one fights harder than the mask-wearing superheroes. These are their stories.

*Dumn-Dumng!!*

A superhero with "Bat" in his name. A mystery woman with "Cat" in her name. Controversial comments involving chicken sandwiches. Protests! Counter-protests!

Could we possibly squeeze any more exploitation material into one 6 page product? Well, maybe. It all depends on how you want to interpret the fact we named the villain Chickenhawk.

ROLF!: Bat Meets Cat is the latest supplement for L.L. Hundal & Steve Miller's humorous ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters. This superhero-orientated product features five pre-generated characters, several new combat maneuvers and traits, and a fearsome new Spelling.

Click here to look at previews, or to get your own copy for just $0.60.

'The First Paladin': Peter Adkison runs his game

If you're curious to see what the founder of Wizards of the Coast and his players do at their gaming table, you're in luck.

Peter Adkison is turning a campaign set in his "homebrew" campaign world of Chaldea into a series of short films you can watch online. Click here to check out the website.

He does it right!

A visit by The Most Interesting Man in the World is always a welcome event here at NUELOW World Headquarters.

You can join The Most Interesting Man in the World and his good friend Chuck Norris as they time-travel to one of their greatest adventures in ROLF!: The Death of Adolf Hilter... for just $0.50!

Click here for previews, or to download a copy of the exciting and funny ROLF! supplement that reveals what really happened to one of the most evil men to ever walk the earth.