In recognition of Gary Gygax Day...

Here are ROLF! stats for Gary Gygax, one of the creators of D&D and the Greyhawk fantasy world, and designer of the Dangerous Journeys roleplaying game, and other games.

GARY GYGAX (Male)
Brawn 22, Body 11, Brains 8
Traits: Dead-Eye
Combat Maneuvers: Basic Attack, Debate Philosophy, Disarm, Dodge, Do Lunch, Human Cannonball, Pimp Slap, Walk and Chew Gum
Important Stuff Worn/Wielded: RPG Rulebook (Small Melee Weapon, deals 1 point of damage). Dice bag (Small Melee Weapon, deals 1 point of damage OR one-shot Ranged Weapon, deals 3 points of damage).
SPECIAL ATTACK: While carrying his dice bag, Gary Gygax can spend an entire turn dropping four-sided dice (d4s) to the ground. The following round, these automatically deal 2 points of damage that ignore armor to all who engage him in melee.