He does it right!

A visit by The Most Interesting Man in the World is always a welcome event here at NUELOW World Headquarters.

You can join The Most Interesting Man in the World and his good friend Chuck Norris as they time-travel to one of their greatest adventures in ROLF!: The Death of Adolf Hilter... for just $0.50!

Click here for previews, or to download a copy of the exciting and funny ROLF! supplement that reveals what really happened to one of the most evil men to ever walk the earth.

New fiction collection from NUELOW Games!

The Misadventures of Breckinridge Elkins is the latest addition to NUELOW Games's ongoing exploration of the lesser-known works of the great Robert E. Howard.

This time, Robert E. Howard Collection-series editor Steve Miller offers an assortment of Howard's madcap humor tales from the wildest corner of the wild west... stories Howard wrote late in his career that were written as much for love as they were for money.

If you enjoyed Shanghaied Mitts or Fists of Foolishness, you'll be laughing out loud at The Misadventures of Breckinridge Elkins.

Even L.L. Hundal, who is usually lukewarm toward Howard's writings, loves the Breckinridge Elkins stories!

For more information and a preview, or to download a pdf copy for just $2.50, click here.

A new RPG for you to look into

Hello, friends and gamers!

When you're not playing ROLF! or some other thing from NUELOW Games, maybe the good folks over at Mythos Arcanum Games can help fill the rest of your time.

Click here to check out their website.

I'm sure you'll notice that they're a far more professional-looking outfit that we have ever been! But I hope you will still love us for the raggamuffins that we are!

(We have no affiliation with Mythos Arcanum... we just felt like giving them a plug.)

MercyMe & the Cover Tune Grab Bag!

Artist Todd Lockwood inadvertently took a step to make sure no work will be done at NUELOW Games today: He pointed us to videos by MercyMe, perhaps the wackiest live cover band ever! (They may replace the Ukele Orchestra of the UK as our dream house band for when we Hit It Big.)

Here are few of my favorite MercyMe videos (so far):



"Epic" is the only word to describe this video!


Greatest "Eye of the Tiger" cover ever?


The theme song for "The Return of the King" (in ROLF!: Christmas Special II) and ROLF!: Creature Feature:


And the award for Best Use of Random Headgear by a Cover Band goes to MercyMe.


Somewhere, Jon Bon Jovi wondered why a chill ran down his spine....


And one final one, because L.L. Hundal will either love me or kill me for this (given that she has been known to dance around and sing like a lunatic to the original version):

August 4 is Barack Obama's birthday!

And NUELOW Games is helping him and his supporters celebrate by offering a one-day only special bundle of products: THE BARACK BIRTHDAY BOX!

Heck, even if you're not a fan of President Obama, you should check out this special offer. Buying it will help stimulate the economy... and you'll get several cool ROLF! products at 60% off the usual price. This is also a great way to test our flagship rollplaying game.

The birthday box includes a copy of ROLF!: The Rollplaying Game of Big Dumb Fighters, The Death of Osama bin Laden, The Breast Hope for Beast, Gahdaffi's Angels, Dead Presidents, and our latest release Dragon vs. Tiger. Check it out! It's your patriotic duty! :)

Click here to check out the BARACK BIRTHDAY BOX!

The 75 year-old mystery of Amelia Earhart's fate... SOLVED!

On July 2^nd, 1937, trailblazing woman pilot Amelia Earhart vanished with her navigator Fred Noonan over the Pacific Ocean while attempting to fly around the world. Her fate has remained a mystery.... Until now.

ROLF!: Amelia vs. the Queen of the 57th Dimension pits Amelia and Fred against the evil sorcererss who rules a distant dimension after she takes them to her world. It features rules for aircraft battles, several new spellings, plenty of combat maneuvers, and ROLF! statistics for Amelia Earhart, Fred Noonan, the alien Nashtar, and the evil queen Malefique.

Check out ROLF!: Amelia vs. the Queen of the 57th Dimension" by clicking here.

In recognition of Gary Gygax Day...

Here are ROLF! stats for Gary Gygax, one of the creators of D&D and the Greyhawk fantasy world, and designer of the Dangerous Journeys roleplaying game, and other games.

GARY GYGAX (Male)
Brawn 22, Body 11, Brains 8
Traits: Dead-Eye
Combat Maneuvers: Basic Attack, Debate Philosophy, Disarm, Dodge, Do Lunch, Human Cannonball, Pimp Slap, Walk and Chew Gum
Important Stuff Worn/Wielded: RPG Rulebook (Small Melee Weapon, deals 1 point of damage). Dice bag (Small Melee Weapon, deals 1 point of damage OR one-shot Ranged Weapon, deals 3 points of damage).
SPECIAL ATTACK: While carrying his dice bag, Gary Gygax can spend an entire turn dropping four-sided dice (d4s) to the ground. The following round, these automatically deal 2 points of damage that ignore armor to all who engage him in melee.