That time the Christmas Dragon Celebrated Festivus

In 2012, a cabal of wealthy demon worshippers made the mistake of thinking that an ancient red dragon would surely be eager to help them destroy Christmas for the year and decades to come by setting off small nuclear devices in Bethlehem, PA, Bethlehem in the Middle East, Chicago, IL, and Leavenworth, WA. 

The many legends of how violent and evil red dragons are caused them to invite Brigid the Red to augment their scheme with her magical fire and fearsome presence... but, instead, she joined them on December 23 to celebrate a winter festival she's never paid much attention to, Festivus!

By the end of her celebration, many feats of strengths had been performed, many masters of houses heads' had been pinned to (and smashed through) walls, and seven luxury estates on six different continents had been reduced to ruin and ashes, and all the dragon's grievances had been aired.